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  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldtoScience MemesThe Struggle
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    1 day ago

    I wandered in the fediverse
    To brighten up my day;
    I found a funny story where
    A turd won’t flush away.

    It made me laugh, it made me cry:
    The cleaner had to watch him try,
    But while she gazed, it was then proved
    The crap was easily removed.

    And senseless, she would think it was
    For her to have to see, because
    His Swedish language really was
    Quite useless, and we see that it
    Did not explain this hapless git
    Or why he showed her this big shit.

    So mystified she still will be
    And puzzzled for eternity:
    This stranger and the giant poo
    He weirdly showed her in the loo.

    I laughed and chuckled, then I see
    The person posting next to me -
    A Poem_for_your_sprog is here!
    A legend! - wow! - from yesteryear!

    I’ll take this chance to tell you how
    Your random poems, then and now,
    Have brought me joy. And that is why,
    Without help from LLMs, I
    Have tried to say in silly rhymes
    A thank you for the happy times
    You’ve brought me.

















  • How can you not see that it was a line? Trump doesn’t have principles, he never has had any and never has had any. What he has is the ability to sell people his promises to give them what they want. But trumps promises and assertions are no more meaningful than the sound of the wind and his “best things” are all as hollow as the call of the srens luring the sailors to their deaths.


  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Humor@lemmy.worldAged like milk...
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    5 days ago

    If you wanted Trump held responsible, you needed to stop him from becoming president. It’s way too late now. Anyways, the supreme court that he stuffed declared him exempt from prosecution for official acts as president. Good luck with the responsibility hope you had. Accountability died forever on election day. He’ll die free of consequences.