The Republic of Slowjamastan

It looks fake because he’s back on Earth, yet he’s smiling.

I don’t know if it happened on any of the other feeds, but we were watching the liftoff on ABC’s YouTube channel and they had the initial MTV camera for the engine blast. Once it got toasted by the engines going by, they cut to an outside shot where the rocket was still on the launchpad with no movement and no smoke or flames. I immediately thought “Oh fuck, the conspiracy nuts are gonna eat THAT up.”

Look into library music. You’ve been listening to badass stock music all your life: https://youtu.be/aTYA0th9x2Y

Definitely MediaMonkey, though I’ve had it for 16 years instead of 10 after paying $40 for a lifetime license. The license format changed once and I’ve misplaced my key a couple of times, but their support has always been great at getting me back on track.

Booty culottes

“Always look for the .gov websites” - Mr. Rogers

Great. Now I have to figure out how to get crayon off my iPad.

The thing about squirrel monkeys is, you can give them all the Sharpies in the world and they still can’t draw anything resembling a dick

How. Fucking. Dare. You.

Odysseus Orr. All I can see in this article is that there’s someone in this weird little world named Odysseus Orr. And now I’m singing “Maria” from West Side Story. “Odysseuuuuussss… I read ‘bout a guy named Odysseuuuusssss…”

Lamepiso!

Be sure to hold onto it tightly as you spread those checks.

Does GitHub have some sort of facial recognition login to make sure that no one is logging in as someone else?

Almost all of them. And I often think they’re someone no one else listens to. Like I found this singer I really liked last December who I thought at first was America’s answer to Corinne Bailey Rae until I heard her speak and found out she’s British too. Still, I liked her sound and was in my happy little bubble listening to the indie artist I found who no one else knew about: Olivia Dean.

Now I’m just dreading finding out that Apes of the State have won a Pulitzer Prize or something. At least I know no one’s heard of this Britney Spears person I’ve started listening to.

That’s exactly what I’d expect from a puta en bicicleta

If shares were for sharing, that would be reflected in the name somehow.

In her video she says she was the architect and her friend Ben was the engineer. To me that reads as “I came up with an idea and told my friend who did all the heavy lifting to make it work. Then we realized that in our current culture no one would listen without a recognizable face attached to it, so I’m telling you about it now.”

Also, why is instagram showing the video as posted by her and a dude who seems to do videos warning people about scams? It’s been forever since I’ve been on IG and I couldn’t get much farther than that without logging in.

Crazy that their names are both Donny