are we allowed to do that here

um

I can

But I think most people on Lemmy already know

Sorry I’m high

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Won’t that be tough considering half the photos online look like this:

how do you get a 3D scan of his head

Standard fart operating procedure

are you saying my pp doesn’t get dissolved by a hooha

what’s the point of sex then

can lactobacalus grow in battery acid?

i don’t think these numbers are accurate

I sometimes forget that I live like fucking Shrek

I don’t have a favourite messaging app

I would delete them all if I could

Left my phone on do not disturb for the last week

It feels great

I get annoying clogs/half-hits when I don’t leave the cart upright

Some shit carts just straight up leak the oil out of the mouthpiece

Makes me miss herb extra hard

But my mom never shuts the fuck up about how much she hates the smell, so smoking a joint has to be an excursion downwind of my own home

I pop pills all the time

Plan B’s It’s probably safe as long as you don’t make it a habit

Even then, the worst I got was reversible liver damage

I’d say go for it

Also, a less reckless piece of advice:

Is it just a matter of drinking less or is there something more underlying that I need to process?

This is the type of question, that, if you have to ask…

You probably already know the answer.

See if you can get an appointment. Their waiting lists can be months long.

$500!?

If they comp the bic lighter and arm floaties I’ll do it for half

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I fucking love this thread

I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling

“Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.

They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container

if im naked i have every reason to be tense

if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand

I don’t speak American

Can someone translate

it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

If they got batteries

I want them batteries