Bullet Proof Clothing Now Comes In Child Sizes
Welcome to America. We have made up our minds. We don’t have a Gun Problem; we have a Lack of Body Armour Problem.
Problem Solved. At the moment, you can purchase bullet blocking backpacks and Kevlar Vests in sizes down to Extra Small/My First Flak Jacket.
Face it, in America’s desire to arm every man, woman, and child three times over, we need clothing so hard-wearing it can stop bullets.
“We’ve Got To Protect Our Children!”
And we will.
Parents, set aside a little extra cash each month. Put off vacations. Don’t Upgrade your technology. Maybe go without lunch for a few months. That College Savings Account will be pointless if the kids don’t make it.
If you want YOUR CHILD to have the best chance at surviving the school year, you’ll want to invest in quality Body Armour.
When people become less squeamish about this issue and advertisers and big-time sporting gear companies get on board, prices will drop. Nike, Adidas, Reebok. There is money to be made in the madness. Don’t let your company miss out on Ready-to-wear Kevlar for Kids!
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Like face masks finding their way onto the runway, body armor will make it to School Shopping. Prosaic, bulky, drabsville will give way to stylin’ new looks!.
Let’s have colors, patterns, and tailored pieces. Let’s have dinosaurs and Star Wars. Let’s get Disney, Pixar, Anime’, Hello Kitty, Barbie, and DCUNI in on this untapped, needful market in modern America.
Like blue jeans became the must-have clothing item from the Seventies on, Kevlar body armor may become de rigueur.
Look, do you want your kids to have the best possible chance of getting through a school year? Then you need to think of them as bags of blood. The fewer holes spilling out blood, the better.
Body Armor Sizing Guide (safeguardarmor.com)
BulletBlocker Bulletproof Children Nylon Jacket Body Armor
Buy Bullet Proof Vest for Kids | Israel-Catalog.com
Military Soft Body Armor Made with Kevlar® by DuPont
Kid’s Bulletproof Backpacks (kincorner.com)
I am glad I don’t have children.
