5 Highway Merging Mistakes New Texas Drivers Should Avoid

You’re approaching a busy Texas highway. Cars are moving fast, the entrance ramp is getting shorter, and you need to find a safe gap in…

15 Unexpected Plot Twists of Reaching Middle Age

Like having decade dysmorphia and having a ‘nap number’

Footprints in an Uber

In a previous essay, I asked how we’re supposed to live our lives in joy and excitement when the odds of our daily survival are unknown…

39 Witty Jokes About Monsters That Ought to Scare a Laugh Out of You

And not just any old monsters — the best monsters

Why is Trump Still President?

How much crazier will he get before he is removed from office?

15 Hilarious Politically Incorrect Jokes That Will Get You Arrested

There is politically incorrect, then there is this collection… Mwhahahah…

10 Unconventional Driving Tips

These may not help with your insurance rates.

You Think Amazon Makes Money Selling You Things. It Does Not.

Last year, Amazon generated 716 billion dollars in revenue. That number is so large it sits beyond intuition. It is more than the GDP of…

An Enraged Woman Claims She Was Conned Out of $1,100 in a Cruise Scam

Her rage drove her to buy a second ticket and film a viral Jacuzzi fight where she confronted the man who took her money

My Writing Partner Robin Wilding and I Built a Secret Treehouse

Four years of writing, editing, laughing, and friendship somehow led to fairy lights, a hidden elevator, and a strict ban on Canadian geese

When Will America’s Economic Doomsday Actually Hit?

There are five things that have to happen first — and two of them happened this week.

130 Anti-Trump Memes and 300 Mouthy Fucking Nicknames

We’re Giving You Badass Tools to Fight Fascism in This Article

10 Donald Trump Quotes, Ranked From Simply Bad to Utterly Unforgivable

The quotes reveal the man behind one of the most divisive political movements in modern history

A Really Bad Joke About the Irish Mob

Just another Paddy

What Do You Do When You Don’t Care Enough to Give the Very Best, But Have to Give Something?

Let me help.

I’m Going To Hell Because Christians Are Too Stupid To Convert Me

If only they were smarter, then I could go to heaven

Michael Wolff: Trump’s White House Is a Confederacy of Dunces Filled With ‘Mental Midgets’

The Trump biographer says the president is ‘dumb as a brick’ and deliberately surrounds himself with Pete Hegseth, RFK Jr. and other…

Cannabis Is Supposed to Stop Nausea. Why Are People Scromiting?

The frightening and mysterious condition is sending frequent marijuana users to emergency rooms across America