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An unexpected drawback to my new dentures is that if I smile too broadly or enunciate my words too clearly (as classically trained actors are taught to do when vocalizing) they tend to fall out!
I must practice with them more. I know there’s a way to get the clarity and the smile without losing the infrastructure. After all, people have been doing it for generations.
There just seems to be an unspoken understanding among denture wearers that we never complain about how uncomfortable they can be. So nobody ever knows!
We went through all this so people wouldn’t notice there was anything wrong with our face. Now that everything looks normal again, we’re not going to screw the pooch.
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