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Who likes Kit Kats?

3 min readApr 1, 2026

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A car disappearing into the dark of night
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That, unless you hijacked an Italian truck, you have no eating.
From Perugia, in central Italy, last week, a truck full of Kit Kats set off. Destination Poland. Along the way, supplying successive countries. And it disappeared!
Interestingly, according to the official statement from Nestle, it is not known where the truck disappeared.
I’m asking more than stating here, but do such vehicles probably have GPS trackers and are monitored by logistics in real time?
Did someone decide

that the holidays are coming, so fuck it! we’ll send out a faulty truck!

I wouldn’t be surprised.
What could have attracted the thieves is that these are not ordinary Kit Kats!
12 tons, 413,793 pieces from the new Formula 1 line. If it’s associated with racing, that’s right.
Last year, Kit Kat became the official bar of Formula 1, and the bars from this line are shaped like small racing cars.
I’d smash one. Out of curiosity. Despite my very negative opinion, the topic keeps coming back to sport and advertising alcohol or unhealthy food through sport.
And here it’s a perfect match, because looking at the damage that Formula 1 racing does to the environment, the more F1 drivers eat bars (even vegan ones, because there was such a Kit Kat line), the…

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Piotr Krupa
Piotr Krupa

Written by Piotr Krupa

I am a chef and writers. Emigrant and professional buddhist. And depressed, almost professional

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