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        <title><![CDATA[Stories by Sarah James on Medium]]></title>
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            <title><![CDATA[Everyone Liked ‘Wicked: Part One’ Except Me]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@cryingbaseball/everyone-liked-wicked-part-one-except-me-5b9fc66e4b3c?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/813/1*ww5O6y9iSkEuRTGft7qR5g.png" width="813"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Reflecting on my disappointment with the first half of the musical before Part Two drops tomorrow</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@cryingbaseball/everyone-liked-wicked-part-one-except-me-5b9fc66e4b3c?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 19:18:26 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[We Banned This Book From Our High School For Accurately Depicting The Lives Of Teenagers]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/we-banned-this-book-from-our-high-school-for-accurately-depicting-the-lives-of-teenagers-958f15687ac4?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*JyvkiOV0Zy1QqTCjH3Jh5g.jpeg" width="5781"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">It&#x2019;s our policy to remove any book whose review contains &#x201C;gritty&#x201D; (drugs), &#x201C;courageous&#x201D; (gay), and &#x201C;heart-breaking&#x201D; (gay + drugs).</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/we-banned-this-book-from-our-high-school-for-accurately-depicting-the-lives-of-teenagers-958f15687ac4?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 12:01:47 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/reasons-why-i-rescued-three-feral-kittens-i-found-outside-my-apartment-e022be5b8c8e?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1762/1*i7oQ-fy8H38eGSypr-Kcrw.png" width="1762"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">I love Googling &#x201C;worms in cat poop&#x201D; at 2am</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/reasons-why-i-rescued-three-feral-kittens-i-found-outside-my-apartment-e022be5b8c8e?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 13:26:36 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/all-team-meeting-about-the-mass-layoffs-1-pm-snacks-provided-f770d05475f4?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1920/1*hvAdsdOxr01HycqU6K5qGA.jpeg" width="1920"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Sometimes you lose your job, but gain a tiny bag of baked Cheetos</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/all-team-meeting-about-the-mass-layoffs-1-pm-snacks-provided-f770d05475f4?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 12:12:30 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/happy-big-heart-day-from-our-company-that-forgot-valentines-day-isn-t-a-trademarked-phrase-ec1d4cf15841?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/940/1*_O1v7Xbd8UJRXPoX1szoxA.png" width="940"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/happy-big-heart-day-from-our-company-that-forgot-valentines-day-isn-t-a-trademarked-phrase-ec1d4cf15841?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarah James]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2025 15:01:48 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/dear-usdot-how-many-babies-do-i-need-to-have-to-get-a-protected-bike-lane-c71646aa2917?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*y4qHH5d_71e10a8628Z9ow.jpeg" width="3648"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Let me know before my uterus crumbles!</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/dear-usdot-how-many-babies-do-i-need-to-have-to-get-a-protected-bike-lane-c71646aa2917?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2025 16:23:21 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/my-cold-is-worse-than-yours-i-can-tell-ef0ba0c10557?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*Ev6tIlDDJ-1EWo1_dw6Nvw.jpeg" width="3000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">When I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, &#x201C;Me too&#x201D;  was not the correct response.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/my-cold-is-worse-than-yours-i-can-tell-ef0ba0c10557?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2024 12:21:59 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/in-order-to-pee-in-our-ballpark-you-must-download-the-mlb-piss-app-8ddee2fa0974?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*lSZUUmNtXEK4ImHhK31ZwQ.jpeg" width="4032"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Big news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB&#x2026;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/in-order-to-pee-in-our-ballpark-you-must-download-the-mlb-piss-app-8ddee2fa0974?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2024 14:01:54 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Yapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2023 16:07:10 GMT</pubDate>
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            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*2_6iUswVwwYDygIKHCDGwA.png" /></figure><p>Join Slackjaw on Medium Day this Saturday for <strong>“From 800 Words to 80,000: Short Humor Writers on Becoming Authors.”</strong></p><p>Are you a short humor writer interest in writing a novel? Are you a novelist interested in learning what seeing the world through a satirical gaze can bring to your creative process? Do you have nothing to do this Saturday, August 12, from 4–4:30 ET? This panel is for you!</p><p>Slackjaw editor <a href="https://medium.com/u/a1fa28ac7e88">Sarah James</a> will be chatting with panelists <a href="https://medium.com/u/1b4a2ff808ce">Lindsay Hameroff</a> and <a href="https://medium.com/u/2e80c6799273">Jennifer S. Brown</a> about comedy, books, and literally every single thing in-between. Except AI. We’re not gonna talk about AI.</p><p>Register now at <a href="http://mediumday.com/">mediumday.com</a> for access to a borderline overwhelming number of virtual events! Seriously, they should have called this thing “long day!” I’m a professional writer. (Search “short humor” in the schedule to add this panel to your calendar!)</p><p>Planning on attending and have a question for our panelists? Hit us up: slackjawsubmissions@gmail.com</p><h4>Panelists:</h4><p><a href="https://medium.com/u/1b4a2ff808ce">Lindsay Hameroff</a> is a writer, humorist, and former English teacher raised in Baltimore, MD and based in Harrisburg, PA. Her writing has been featured in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Belladonna, Weekly Humorist, The Daily Drunk’s celebrity humor column, and other outlets. She also co-edits Frazzled, a parenting humor site. <a href="https://lindsayhameroff.comtill-there-was-you/">Till There Was You</a>, publishing in 2024 from St. Martin’s Press, is her first novel.</p><ul><li><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/a-note-of-apology-to-my-cleaning-lady-1beb6a1a25f1">A Note Of Apology To My Cleaning Lady</a></li><li><a href="https://medium.com/frazzled/to-preserve-my-sanity-ive-decided-to-resign-from-pandemic-parenting-and-pursue-my-true-passion-eb217bc35f3b">To Preserve My Sanity, I’ve Decided To Resign From Pandemic Parenting and Pursue My True Passion…</a></li></ul><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/313/1*C9WAS6eQ94nr0xfCpptQ9A.jpeg" /></figure><p><em>Set both in the chaos of fame and the high stakes world of New York City restaurants, this novel sprinkles in a second chance at love and a dollop of celebrity drama to create a romantic romp that will make even the most jaded reader smile.</em></p><p><strong>Pre-order <em>Till There Was You </em></strong><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/till-there-was-you-lindsay-hameroff/19995602?ean=9781250902917"><strong>here</strong></a><strong>.</strong></p><p><a href="https://medium.com/u/2e80c6799273">Jennifer S. Brown</a> has published fiction and creative nonfiction in <em>Fiction Southeast</em>, <em>The Best Women’s Travel Writing</em>, <em>The Southeast Review</em>, <em>The Sierra Nevada Review</em>, and the <em>Bellevue Literary Review</em>, among other places. Her essay “The Codeine of Jordan” was selected as a notable essay in <em>The Best American Travel Writing</em> in 2012. She holds an MFA in creative writing from the University of Washington.</p><ul><li><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/1980s-movies-remade-for-gen-z-60667fe62c4e">1980s Movies Remade For Gen Z</a></li><li><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/rules-for-sharing-this-caf%C3%A9-with-me-a-writer-1a984dda2649">Rules For Sharing This Café With Me, A Writer</a></li></ul><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/267/1*cZmBAz5QEGj74g3WnYHe5w.jpeg" /></figure><p><em>Set in 1935 in the Lower East Side of New York, Modern Girls is about a Russian-born Jewish mother and her American-born unmarried daughter. Each discovers that she is expecting, although the pregnancies are unplanned and unwanted, in this story about women’s roles, standards, and choices, set against the backdrop of the impending war.</em></p><p><strong>Order <em>Modern Girls</em> </strong><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/modern-girls-jennifer-s-brown/7342562?ean=9780451477125"><strong>here</strong></a><strong>.</strong></p><p><strong>Your host:</strong></p><p><a href="https://medium.com/u/a1fa28ac7e88">Sarah James</a> is an editor of Slackjaw and the international best-selling author of <em>The Woman With Two Shadows</em>. Her second novel, <em>Last Night at the Hollywood Canteen</em>, is forthcoming from Sourcebooks.</p><p><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/script-for-a-planetarium-show-after-all-the-billionaires-have-moved-to-space-76665008ec84">Script For A Planetarium Show After All The Billionaires Have Moved To Space</a></p><p><em>For fans of ATOMIC CITY GIRLS and THE SECRETS WE KEPT, a fascinating debut historical novel of one of the most closely held secrets of World War II</em> — <em>and the woman caught up in it when she follows her missing sister to the mysterious city of Oak Ridge, Tennessee.</em></p><p><strong>Order <em>The Woman With Two Shadows</em> </strong><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-woman-with-two-shadows-a-novel-of-wwii-sarah-james/18704799?ean=9781728249537"><strong>here</strong></a><strong>.</strong></p><p><strong>Pre-order <em>Last Night at the Hollywood Canteen </em></strong><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/last-night-at-the-hollywood-canteen-sarah-james/19662569?ean=9781728252254"><strong>here</strong></a><strong>.</strong></p><p>You made it all the way to the bottom! Thanks for that.</p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=5b01d44f514f" width="1" height="1" alt=""><hr><p><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/yapjaw-special-edition-join-slackjaw-on-medium-day-5b01d44f514f">Yapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!</a> was originally published in <a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw">Slackjaw</a> on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Buy Nothing Group Simmer For 24…]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/dont-worry-everyone-i-m-going-to-let-this-junk-i-posted-in-the-buy-nothing-group-simmer-for-24-6c6857cb6f84?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/940/1*jDVU8tywPxDOgugZjSLZGg.png" width="940"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">DOES ANYONE HAVE USE FOR THIS BAG OF BROKEN GLASS? Warning: sharp! Maybe you could melt the broken glass down and reforge your own bottles&#x2026;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/dont-worry-everyone-i-m-going-to-let-this-junk-i-posted-in-the-buy-nothing-group-simmer-for-24-6c6857cb6f84?source=rss-a1fa28ac7e88------2">Continue reading on Slackjaw »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2023 14:51:33 GMT</pubDate>
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