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The Coo Coo Conviction
Ms. Bhavna vs The Pigeons
Me: Your honour, this guy pooped on my balcony for months. Please convict him for trespassing and whatever other charges possible. I want him in a cage—preferably a very small one."
Judge: "Mr. Pigeon, you’ve heard the allegations. How do you plead?"
Pigeon (tilting its head): "Coo coo. This lady just hates my community your honour and our bodily expressions. That’s all I have to say. Coo."
Judge: "I’ve heard enough. I’m issuing a Restraining Order against the defendant and the local community. Effective immediately, there will be no more stinky 'deposits' on the plaintiff’s balcony."
Me: "And no egg-dumping please."
Judge: "Ms. Bhavna, I'm the judge here. Not you. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
Me: "Yes, your honour. Sorry."
Judge: "Case closed. Balcony cleared."
Me & pigeon: 😳😳😳😳
Bhavna Narula 2026.
