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Y.O.U.

You

2 min readSep 6, 2021

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YOU — by Ben Robbins

This article is all about you, the reader.

It’s a place where you can read about yourself. No more, no less. And, let you be frank, is there any other topic worth writing about?

You’re fantastic. You’re amazing. You’re the one and only. You’re beautiful — inside, outside, lakeside, and roadside.

Your love story with you

It started a long time ago when you first saw yourself in a mirror. It was love at first reflection.

Since then, you have smiled in the mirror countless times, and you have always smiled back at you.

With your first camera came the first selfies. A habit you never lost. They always show you the most beautiful person in the world, you.

Your fun facts

You have a growth mindset

You want to learn more about yourself: who you are, why you are, how you are, and why the others aren’t you.

You already know what you are, perfect.

You don’t care for quantity, you want only quality

And you’re right.
You’re always right.
When you clap, you’re right.
When you comment, you’re right.
When you share…

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