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Fascist Summer Fashions For Every Budget

Nothing says ‘fun in the sun’ like State-issued jumpsuits and work camp couture.

4 min readJun 3, 2026

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Illustration by Julia Carlson

Things are heating up — not in the climate, but in your closet! Do not leave the house without these must-haves for summer. In fact, do not leave the house at all. Stay home, like the good Sister of the Regime that you are.

Your Uniform: Gray is the New Sand

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Still blending in when you accompany your little ones to the backyard sandbox? Sand is so last season. This summer, express your adoration for our Supreme Leader with an exciting Feldgrau palette inspired by our titans of industry. State-issued uniforms now come in Stone, Coal Mine, and — for our truly fashion-forward Sisters — Oven Ash. Now with exactly one pocket.

49 AmeriBucks (40 with ration card). By Hugo Boss.

Accessory Spotlight: Luxe Vintage Clutch

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Illustration by Julia Carlson

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Rebecca Anne Nguyen
Rebecca Anne Nguyen

Written by Rebecca Anne Nguyen⁠

Rebecca Anne Nguyen is the author of The 23rd Hero, a 2025 Audie Award finalist and 2024 Readers’ Choice Award winner.