Basic Glitch, acidiclybasicglitch@sh.itjust.works
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1-7 would be ideal banana. 8 is ok ish. 9 and 10 would have to be really pushing it. Anything beyond 10 is only useful for getting mashed up to cook banana bread or pancakes with.
still be a bit green, and starting to yellow.
Same. Bananas, avocados, and artichokes all get this weird but similar taste when they get ripe beyond the point I can enjoy them. Idk what it is exactly or even how to describe the taste, but some people seem to either not notice a difference or actively be seeking it out.
Most ready made guacamole always seems to have that same flavor. Honestly not sure if there’s even a name for it, but it almost makes me gag.
Durian looks like it would be good, but it’s awful. The garlic aftertaste is the worst.
Nature assfucks multiple states on the yearly, but how much intention can you really assign to the forces of nature?
From the hurricanes seasons of 1851 to 2018, these are the top 10 hurricane states on record:
- Florida: 120 hurricanes (37 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- Texas 64 hurricanes (19 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- North Carolina: 55 hurricanes (7 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- Louisiana: 54 hurricanes (17 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- South Carolina: 30 hurricanes (5 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- Alabama 24 hurricanes (5 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- Georgia 22 hurricanes (3 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- Mississippi 19 hurricanes (8 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- New York: 15 hurricanes (3 were Category 3 through Category 5)
- Massachusetts 12 hurricanes (1 was a Category 3)
Don’t blame forces of nature for the very intentional and unnecessary assfuckings of fuck ass fascists and authoritarians.
You can’t prevent hurricanes, but you can prepare for them and minimize the damage they do. Except fuck ass fascists and authoritarians don’t bother to do that because they’re too busy coming up with new ways to fuck over the people they were elected to look out for.
But without private prisons, who will build and run America’s warehouse concentration camps?
How will elected officials get rich off of the prison pipeline policies they create?

Louisiana’s king and ambassador to Greenland (is that still a thing?) Jeff Landry attempting to destroy democracy (once again).
They have really been doing the most to keep this man from taking office and making some desperately needed changes.
I actually made a post several months ago showing the ridiculously small font used on the ballot for this election. Really didn’t seem like a coincidence then, and definitely doesn’t seem like one now.
I have to say it’s almost impressive. Imagine if people like Landry put a fraction of this much effort into actually improving the lives of the Americans they’re supposed to be representing instead of coming up with new schemes to help subvert democracy and line their own pockets.
Or working exactly as it was intended
$0… 🙃
You’re asking America to let you take away their rights and privileges, and your argument, as the person that would be holding the power is that you’re willing to take the risk to your rights and privileges?
The king’s sales pitch for why his peasants should be ok with handing over even more rights and civil liberty, is that he (the king) is willing to take the non-existent risk to his own rights, in exchange for even more authority and power being given to him.
And somehow, the king having even more domestic spying power is for the benefit of the king’s military… Who are currently fighting a foreign war that was started by the king despite having no support from the peasants.
Setting the unjust foreign wars aside for just a min, it seems kind of important to ask why a king (and his military) would somehow benefit from increased domestic authority?
It’s not like he views the rights and liberties of the American people living under his regime administration as some kind of threat. Or like he considers American citizens to be hostile enemies…, right? 😅
I mean, I 100% support calling out the Dems when they do obviously morally questionable things. They also just did something good (blocking arms sales to Israel), and even though it didn’t pass (bc they’re the minority), they deserve to be acknowledged when they do the right thing. It certainly took them long enough, and honestly, I doubt they would have united if not for public pressure, and journalists pointing out the hypocrisy/questioning why wealthy donors often seem to have more sway over Dems than their own voters do.
Domestic surveillance is an issue even Republicans are divided on, and most Americans, regardless of party, are opposed to the government trampling on civil liberty in the name of “safety” and “patriotic duty.” Especially during an unjust forever war. We’ve seen this one before. We know how it ends.
The Patriot Act marked a very clear turning point for America. If you value democracy and civil liberty, expanding domestic surveillance power is a terrible idea. Even Trump opposed this when it was just a campaign issue, but now he’s suddenly in favor of it. Why?
This really should have been a no brainer issue for Dems to rally behind and support. Like this should be a major part of any 2028 presidential campaign. Given how many AI investors and other evil billionaires are now raining donations on to politicians in hopes of accessing the data the government collects or being contracted by the government to collect it, we should all be asking why the Dems didn’t take the ball and run with this one.
Somebody asked me this question before I saw Blade Runner, and I just got really angry and confused and said something like “of course I would turn it over! Why wouldn’t I?”
We always used to joke about me being a replicant. Then the same person tried telling this story to my dad and he also got angry and confused and was like “Well why wouldn’t she turn it over?!?”
That was how I learned I’m probably a replicant but also descended from a long line of replicants.
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down…
NVM somebody beat me to it. Fuck. I guess I’ll just have to accept my new cyborg companions. Or just continue cutting toxic people out of my life regardless of if they’re cyborg or human. If that’s an option I would probably just do that until I’m also replaced by a cyborg.
Maybe Thiel is a paid sponsor?
I always avoid killing bees but I am terrified of wasps. I grew up getting stung by these fuckers constantly. That’s how I found out I’m allergic.

They’re extremely aggressive and live in giant nests together. If you kill one, it releases pheromones or something that signals to the others and they swarm. I would beg my parents to do something about them because they made life absolutely miserable, but they had this weird fatalist attitude about them like “the wasps were here long before we were. They’ll be here long after.”
Realized as an adult that decoy paper wasps nests are very cheap and work surprisingly well as a repellent. You can also just use a brown paper sack. Could have saved myself from some very traumatic encounters if I had known that sooner.
I saved this comment that @JoMiran@lemmy.ml made (different post, same community) when I scrolled by it a few weeks ago.
This is a Lemmy gold worthy comment (imo), but also want to make sure they get credit:

A second chance means a chance to do it right, and learn from the mistakes of others.
Here’s a good place to start: Nazi Billionaires: The Dark History of Germany’s Wealthiest Dynasties
We should really be doing a better job keeping track of the current line of Nazi billionaires being created in the U.S.
I can’t begin to tell you how much of a relief it would be to learn that an occult curse is the real reason standard of living in the U.S. has been on such a steep decline since Reagan (and the Heritage Foundation) took office.

Paper wasps have a unique perspective of “provoked.”
I was tired so I just decided to land and rest on your head. Why are you provoking me?
I was building a nest in the only door you use to come in and out of your house. When you tried to leave, I flew directly into your path and basically body checked you. Why are you provoking me?
MULTIVERSE














1-7 would be ideal banana. 8 is ok ish. 9 and 10 would have to be really pushing it. Anything beyond 10 is only useful for getting mashed up to cook banana bread or pancakes with.
Same. Bananas, avocados, and artichokes all get this weird but similar taste when they get ripe beyond the point I can enjoy them. Idk what it is exactly or even how to describe the taste, but some people seem to either not notice a difference or actively be seeking it out.
Most ready made guacamole always seems to have that same flavor. Honestly not sure if there’s even a name for it, but it almost makes me gag.
Durian looks like it would be good, but it’s awful. The garlic aftertaste is the worst.
Nature assfucks multiple states on the yearly, but how much intention can you really assign to the forces of nature?
From the hurricanes seasons of 1851 to 2018, these are the top 10 hurricane states on record:
Don’t blame forces of nature for the very intentional and unnecessary assfuckings of fuck ass fascists and authoritarians.
You can’t prevent hurricanes, but you can prepare for them and minimize the damage they do. Except fuck ass fascists and authoritarians don’t bother to do that because they’re too busy coming up with new ways to fuck over the people they were elected to look out for.
But without private prisons, who will build and run America’s warehouse concentration camps?
How will elected officials get rich off of the prison pipeline policies they create?
Louisiana’s king and ambassador to Greenland (is that still a thing?) Jeff Landry attempting to destroy democracy (once again).
They have really been doing the most to keep this man from taking office and making some desperately needed changes.
I actually made a post several months ago showing the ridiculously small font used on the ballot for this election. Really didn’t seem like a coincidence then, and definitely doesn’t seem like one now.
I have to say it’s almost impressive. Imagine if people like Landry put a fraction of this much effort into actually improving the lives of the Americans they’re supposed to be representing instead of coming up with new schemes to help subvert democracy and line their own pockets.
Louisiana GOP races to keep an exonerated Black man from taking office in New Orleans (nola.com)
The Louisiana House Judiciary Committee April 16 passed a bill essentially eliminating New Orleans’ clerk of criminal court just weeks before Calvin Duncan, a Black man who was wrongfully imprisoned for decades before being elected to the position last year, is set to take office.
Or working exactly as it was intended
No$hu - Fuck I.C.E. I.C.E. Baby
$0… 🙃
Palantir Paid $0 in Federal Income Tax in 2025 While Raking in Taxpayer Funds to Surveil Americans (truthout.org)
A new analysis finds that tech giant Palantir Technologies paid $0 in federal income taxes last year, despite raking in hundreds of millions in taxpayer money to build out a mass network to surveil Americans in partnership with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
You’re asking America to let you take away their rights and privileges, and your argument, as the person that would be holding the power is that you’re willing to take the risk to your rights and privileges?
The king’s sales pitch for why his peasants should be ok with handing over even more rights and civil liberty, is that he (the king) is willing to take the non-existent risk to his own rights, in exchange for even more authority and power being given to him.
And somehow, the king having even more domestic spying power is for the benefit of the king’s military… Who are currently fighting a foreign war that was started by the king despite having no support from the peasants.
Setting the unjust foreign wars aside for just a min, it seems kind of important to ask why a king (and his military) would somehow benefit from increased domestic authority?
It’s not like he views the rights and liberties of the American people living under his
regimeadministration as some kind of threat. Or like he considers American citizens to be hostile enemies…, right? 😅Trump says he's willing to 'risk' your rights for his surveillance powers (reason.com)
As he was running for another term in the White House in 2024, President Donald Trump made it clear that he was not a fan of the government’s electronic spying powers contained within the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA).
I mean, I 100% support calling out the Dems when they do obviously morally questionable things. They also just did something good (blocking arms sales to Israel), and even though it didn’t pass (bc they’re the minority), they deserve to be acknowledged when they do the right thing. It certainly took them long enough, and honestly, I doubt they would have united if not for public pressure, and journalists pointing out the hypocrisy/questioning why wealthy donors often seem to have more sway over Dems than their own voters do.
Domestic surveillance is an issue even Republicans are divided on, and most Americans, regardless of party, are opposed to the government trampling on civil liberty in the name of “safety” and “patriotic duty.” Especially during an unjust forever war. We’ve seen this one before. We know how it ends.
The Patriot Act marked a very clear turning point for America. If you value democracy and civil liberty, expanding domestic surveillance power is a terrible idea. Even Trump opposed this when it was just a campaign issue, but now he’s suddenly in favor of it. Why?
This really should have been a no brainer issue for Dems to rally behind and support. Like this should be a major part of any 2028 presidential campaign. Given how many AI investors and other evil billionaires are now raining donations on to politicians in hopes of accessing the data the government collects or being contracted by the government to collect it, we should all be asking why the Dems didn’t take the ball and run with this one.
The Dam Breaks: Democratic Senators Overwhelmingly Reject Arms Sales to Israel (theintercept.com)
The Democratic votes on the pair of resolutions from Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., were not enough to overcome universal opposition from Republicans.
Dem Leaders Aren’t Even Bothering to Rally Caucus Against Trump Domestic Spying Powers (theintercept.com)
The House of Representatives is set to vote Wednesday on renewing a spy power that grants the Trump administration warrantless access to thousands of Americans’ communications.
Dem Leaders Aren’t Even Bothering to Rally Caucus Against Trump Domestic Spying Powers (theintercept.com)
The House of Representatives is set to vote Wednesday on renewing a spy power that grants the Trump administration warrantless access to thousands of Americans’ communications.
In Memphis, Investors Benefit From AI Boom While the Public Bears Its Cost (truthout.org)
xAI’s rapid expansion in Memphis (including a newly announced $659 million investment to grow its supercomputer facility) is being framed as a transformative economic opportunity. But that expansion is not confined to Memphis. It is part of a broader regional footprint that now stretches just across the state line into Southaven, Mississippi, where officials have approved the use of gas turbines to power xAI’s operations despite significant public opposition. What’s happening in Mississippi is not separate from Memphis — it is an extension of the same strategy. The corporation aims to scale production wherever regulation is flexible and resistance can be managed. Taken together, these developments reveal a pattern that is all too familiar in historically Black Memphis communities like Whitehaven and Westwood: Massive corporate investment is presented as progress, while the environmental, health, and long-term economic risks are minimized, obscured, or outright ignored.
Somebody asked me this question before I saw Blade Runner, and I just got really angry and confused and said something like “of course I would turn it over! Why wouldn’t I?”
We always used to joke about me being a replicant. Then the same person tried telling this story to my dad and he also got angry and confused and was like “Well why wouldn’t she turn it over?!?”
That was how I learned I’m probably a replicant but also descended from a long line of replicants.
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down…NVM somebody beat me to it. Fuck. I guess I’ll just have to accept my new cyborg companions. Or just continue cutting toxic people out of my life regardless of if they’re cyborg or human. If that’s an option I would probably just do that until I’m also replaced by a cyborg.