Lost_My_Mind, lost_my_mind@lemmy.world

Ok…..this can’t be real. You’re telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway?

I mean, I do that when I’m stoned, but I don’t have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me.

For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can’t say I’d be surprised if I read the headline “Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president.”

ballsy

I see what you did there.

Preview of this community in 20 years:

“The previous owner of this condo screwed a spice rack into the studs. Now I can’t remove my broken refridgerator…

There’s a different hub, where people all share their porn. A porn hub if you will.

It’s called Xhamster.

Oh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump.

Ok, so, this new planet we’re going to…..do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding?

Look, I’m excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c’mon. We gotta bring bacon.

But we don’t have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That’s why we’re leaving earth to begin with.

Chevron 3 encoded

…….am I doing it right? What’s a chevron? Did I do a thing?

Oh, there was evidance. Evidence that it was a slow news week, and there was money to be made by frightning stupid people into a frenzy over nothing. Then continueing to profit as they regurgitate the story for years.

That’s all this now. Life, news, relationships. None of it matters. It’s all just a bunch of assholes trying to make a quick buck off of all the other assholes.

Screw it

Here’s my thing…..if Polymarket is just being used to pay bets that are obvious scams, eventually (read: real fuckin quick) Polymarket would shut that shit down. The mob don’t let cheaters into their casinos and win big every week. They break the guys thumbs, kneecaps, or maybe just off the guy.

So it makes me think that Polymarket isn’t so much a legit betting rig, as it is a money washing service probably set up by trumps people. They pump the money into Polymarket behind the scenes, win big every week, and Polymarket funnels the money right back into their accounts. With a traceable paper trail to them free and clear from the IRS.

I have no proof of this. It just doesn’t pass the smell test. Then again, trump in person probably smells awful too.

I’m only 50/50 sure this is meme. I could be completely wrong. And that’s sad. Not the idea of this being real, (although that’s sad for a whole list of reasons if true), but because it COULD be true.

As a teenager/young adult I DESPISRD george w bush. As bad as he was, as stupid as he was, if you showed me this meme in 2004, and it was coming from bush, I’d KNOW it was a meme. And a pretty bad one at that. Actually twitter didn’t exist back then, nor did the word “meme”, but you get my point. It’s too far gone to be bush. Bush actually (mostly) coherant sentences. It never felt like bush went off the deep end.

So now we live in the sad reality that THIS collection of words is easily judged as insanity manifested, but it’s not easily cast aside as something the guy who controls the nukes wouldn’t say. That’s who’s in charge right now.

And it’s sad.

Sad that he said this, and it’s 100% real. Go check his truth social posts. It’s still up.

……you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.

So you’re saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?

I don’t know what to do with this information.

Can I interest you in a goat car?

Have they considered flying to Virginia, finding the IRS HQ, robbing 1,870 different IRS agents of $1 each, and then paying the fine?

Yeah, but see here’s the thing. I don’t care what those people say. I’m not legally obligated to give a shit what they think of me.

Whereas with HOAs, if they think your door handle is the wrong color, you get fined. And it’s legally binding.

But these fuckwits on facebook and whatever the fuck other apps, can eat my entire asshole, as I give them the finger.

11 you say? Now now now now now……is that above or below the age of the girls he used to rape on epsteins island? Since they won’t release the files, but we know he’s guilty, I think it’s fair game to speculate as to these little details.

Because we all know he’s guilty. The epstein stuff first came up about 10 years ago, during trumps first term. Now if I were accused of raping kids, and I had files that proved my innocence, I wouldn’t attempt to distract people. That’s what he does. All of this, is bordering on WWIII and it’s all just one big distraction from the fact that trump is not only a rapist, but a pedophile. We’re all suffering because this asshole in power refuses to do the right thing.

Instead, he just says “SMOKE BOMB!!!” and runs away, as if anyone is falling for it.

……..yeah. About that…….

Funny? Or depressing?

Nixon was corrupt, but he was also intelligent. He described on the Today Show, in 1994, Putin’s rise to power, 6 years before it even happened. Purely based on being able to see how situations would unfold. And he was right.

But nobody gave a shit, because the person saying it was Nixon. Nobody wanted to hear what that asshole had to say.

I wish people today still held that same contempt for corrupt politians.

What am I even looking at?