?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.
So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.
I’m in America, so I went off of numbers that I know of here, my bad. Being uncut in a county where most are it is hard to talk to a doc when most are cut.
Sorry but I don’t trust that infographic. Over 50% in Australia? Try more like 15. If it got Australia so badly wrong, how accurate are other countries?
Yeah I think it’s conflating rate with current numbers. Now it’s like 15% but in the overall population there are prob about 58% who are cut currently because the rates used to be so high.
Even the US rate is less than 80% right now. The graphic is labeled 2016 though.
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that “crazy girl sex” that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there’s a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.
Uh.. it’s definitely not guaranteed that a penis will cause an infection. If this is a regular occurrence for you, talking to a doctor would be a good idea.
In fact, there was some research a while back that suggested that having oral sex first reduced the risk of yeast infections from penetrative sex at a later date.
The theory was that the woman’s body would be exposed to the foreign microbes in a smaller dose which helps train the immune system to deal with it.
Looks like someone doesn’t understand "The Gummy". It’s why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.
Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn’t easy.
Edit 2: Update with technical reference.
Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of “My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it.” I just can find the reference.
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
I don’t think anyone has ever set out to remove their spouse’s teeth one by one via punches over the course of multiple years, and if they have then they probably killed them or scared them away before they got to the end goal
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don’t look at me like I’m the weirdo here. Context matters Monsieur or Madamme LeBuzzkill.
Edit: For the record, I upvoted your comment because in true shitpost fashion, the fight after a shitpost is half the fun, and speaks to the very heart of shitposting. You played your role well. Touché pussycat.
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Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.
?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
So not a werewolf.
So not a true manwhore.
So not AI.
6 pack PPs is a cool band name.
yoink
Their new hit single
Such a good title that you jacked it
Beat it like it owed me money
Best it like your PP
Just the normal kind.
You need to put in the work to get the best result.
You really have been missing out…
How many cock pushups can you do?
Just one is all you need, really
1 and done.
Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I’ll work on that.
OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), I’ll do all of it!!
(… starting tomorrow tho)
The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.
Only himbos have sensitive dicks?
So your penis doesn’t point up when hard?
So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.
Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!
But no, I can’t really grip an object, only smash it.
Idk
I’m in America, so I went off of numbers that I know of here, my bad. Being uncut in a county where most are it is hard to talk to a doc when most are cut.
(*USA - but I’m sad to hear you are having doctor issues, that shouldn’t be)
A hoodie on a muscular figure is a fierce look!!
Sorry but I don’t trust that infographic. Over 50% in Australia? Try more like 15. If it got Australia so badly wrong, how accurate are other countries?
Yeah I think it’s conflating rate with current numbers. Now it’s like 15% but in the overall population there are prob about 58% who are cut currently because the rates used to be so high.
Even the US rate is less than 80% right now. The graphic is labeled 2016 though.
I do not get my foreskin removed 💪🏼
Nah, she takes her teef out first.
You haven’t loved until you have had a gummi
Ben Frank approves
Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???
Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it
Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?
Good question
I saw a crude depiction of the rusty trombone in a cave somewhere
No, that was a Rusty Venture.
They certainly don’t seem to mind it, at least.
You seen videos of monkeys doing it?
When you learn about animals you learn a LOT about animal sex.
Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?
This is the internet
No, but I’m open to it.
Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.
Adam
Not so far from the actual first man, I presume
Easily an ancestor to the first man, I’d guess
Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.
Thrust too
Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It’s a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.
Holy fuck last sentence
ಠ_ಠ
Wonderful
But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.
God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
Lol that’s horrifying.
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
They’re Made Out of Meat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ
I am a man that’s made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.
One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that “crazy girl sex” that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there’s a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.
Profile pic checks out.
According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.
Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.
Welcahme too ze hydraulic press chaneel
Will it blend!?
if you grew up with the internet you really don’t need to guess
and the answer is not really difficult but more so than you’d think
It’s called a ring gag…
This is one reason I never understood tea bagging
Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes
Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?
feels good man
And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.
Uh.. it’s definitely not guaranteed that a penis will cause an infection. If this is a regular occurrence for you, talking to a doctor would be a good idea.
In fact, there was some research a while back that suggested that having oral sex first reduced the risk of yeast infections from penetrative sex at a later date.
The theory was that the woman’s body would be exposed to the foreign microbes in a smaller dose which helps train the immune system to deal with it.
I think he means the mouth as being full of germs, and getting a infected ween stinks, sometimes literally.
Fair enough. If it’s happening every time their partner puts it in their mouth, their partner needs to see a doctor.
I meant biting down on it
Oh. Then you’re absolutely correct. Human bites are pretty prone to infection.
Looks like someone doesn’t understand "The Gummy". It’s why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.
Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn’t easy.
Edit 2: Update with technical reference.
Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of “My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it.” I just can find the reference.
Edit 4: Now illustrated.
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
I don’t think anyone has ever set out to remove their spouse’s teeth one by one via punches over the course of multiple years, and if they have then they probably killed them or scared them away before they got to the end goal
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don’t look at me like I’m the weirdo here. Context matters Monsieur or Madamme LeBuzzkill.
Edit: For the record, I upvoted your comment because in true shitpost fashion, the fight after a shitpost is half the fun, and speaks to the very heart of shitposting. You played your role well. Touché pussycat.
Yeah theres a time and a place. And surely that place is here.
Everything posted and commented in this community can and should be taken completely seriously as it is backed by sincere beliefs.
I just updated my post with a link to the appropriate source.
Should have just prompted chat gpt and posted the uncropt screenshot.
Forgive me. I am old and not up to date on the latest Shitpost writing style guide. I was only trained in AMA, APA and the Geological Society’s Style Guide.
Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read
Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.
Hey now, someone doesn’t need to be an abusive piece of shit to get a gummy. They could just really be into grandma.
Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say “the fun isn’t in the face”. While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.
Or a middle aged smoker.
I swear to God are these people real?
Hack! J’accuse!
https://youtu.be/LfT8PRJXfFM?is=pJnEyHqd3jnNlENP
comprising
not comprised of
friggin’ dunce