The forbidden fourth leche

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The forbidden fourth leche

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53132549

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53089196

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41332146

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Cuatro leches? En esta economía?

Hey everyone, check out Senor Sacos de Dinero over here.

Solo esos gatos gordos pueden pagar una leche cuarta.

Fuck do I need to practice my Spanish.



You forgot this: ¿




Hear me out - cinco leches

whoa whoa whoa gettin a little crazy there!

Yeah, that wasn’t cool. You can’t just say shit like that.



How many different animals do you really want to milk?


You wouldn’t dare!


You’re mad! You’re crazy!


FUCK EVERYTHING, WE’RE DOING 17 LECHES!


I’m listening……



My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it…

Skill issue

Depends.

This here being the shitpost community, my skill certainly greatly exceeds yours in this case…



3 lactaids for tres leches

4 lactaids for cuatro leches

Honestly, the instructions are pretty much already on the tin




I once encountered a legendary seis leches cake. In addition to the standard tres, it also had I believe coconut cream, almond milk, and dulce de leche.


Well, three

Is the magic number


More milk per milk.


I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top

But dulce de leche is brown… Both of these are white.

Don’t be so racist about it! 😛




The real shitpost ist reposting this image over and over so you have to go back from cross post to cross post.


So what’s the fourth leche here?


I’d like to know, too. Condensed, evaporated, cream, and….???

Goat.

I’d try that.

I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it’s horchata.








There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho


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Tres leches is a Latin American-originated cake soaked in condensed, evaporated, and normal milk/cream.

And it’s wonderful. Cold. Mmm.



(I’m not an Amrican, but) This comment explains it. It’s two similar cakes. The original picture is a joke about the number of “leche” you get.



I’d be happy with just one leche tbf.


Ohhh here I thought we were talking about “three licks” and “four licks” and I’m like how about you leave them alone!!


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It’s still the same total mass of leches. The one on the right has 25% less of each of the first three leches to make room for a fourth leche.

All things being equal, I’d still choose the cuatro leches; not for the additional leche, but because the leches on the left are leaching.

So you’re saying they’re the same, more or leche?



What about Cinco de Leche?


Hmmm, I wonder what the fourth milk is

Cottage cheese

You should be ashamed of yourself



The only “cuatro leches” I’ve seen was topped with dulce de leche as a sort of tongue-in-cheek extra milk, but this doesn’t seem to be that. Unless it’s under the cream, maybe?

I could see that being an alright variation.







“Forbidden” they’re selling the fourth Leche. It’s explicitly allowed, you lying rascal!


I got 99 leches but some bitch ate one


I saw this in an Italian store uptown. So it was a joke. Ok, that makes sense now haha

I really wish they didn’t store them on their side like that


What’s the fourth milk?

The three original milks are evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, and half and half (or heavy cream if you’re feeling nasty), so the fourth milk could be just plain ol’ regular milk.

I’m gonna say it’s crop milk




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