Nord.pubSimply delicious shower thoughts 2015
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In 2015, Cookie Monster filmed a viral video titled “Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster” for the Mashable YouTube channel. In the video, he explores various New York City museums, including the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Guggenheim, while pondering deep “shower thoughts” about food.
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Ketchup is a fruit butter, not a jam.
Cooked, pureed fruit with sugar and spices, no pectin. Not a jam
Pretty sure my stomach does not think.
TrickDacyOnly in the sense that the gut is deeply tied to your emotional state. Example: “that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach”
Not just your stomach, but your entire digestive system actually. It’s called the enteric nervous system, and it’s absolutely fascinating (the disfunction of which has recently been linked to a lot of different diseases and disorders). From Wikipedia:
The enteric nervous system (ENS) is one of the three divisions of the autonomic nervous system (ANS), the others being the sympathetic nervous system (SNS) and parasympathetic nervous system (PSNS). The ENS is formed from the myenteric plexus, and the submucosal plexus, and consists of a mesh-like system of neurons that governs the functions of the gastrointestinal tract, including motility and secretion, and is known as the “second brain”.
The enteric nervous system is capable of operating independently of the brain and spinal cord
The enteric nervous system in humans consists of some 500 million neurons, 0.5% of the number of neurons in the brain, five times as many as the one hundred million neurons in the human spinal cord, and about ⅔ as many as in the whole nervous system of a cat. The enteric nervous system is embedded in the lining of the gastrointestinal system, beginning in the esophagus and extending down to the anus.
Ketchup is a soft drink. It’s fluid, made with fruit and sugar
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I had tomato jam once. Do not recommend.
I had garlic ice cream once. It wasn’t horrible, and I’m glad I can say I’ve had it, but I wouldn’t order an entire sundae.
Explain the cookie dough to me please. That one doesn’t make sense to me
Sushi is raw fish. Cookie dough is raw cookie. And some people eat raw cookie dough as a thing; there are cookie-dough ice cream flavors, for example.
I know about the ice cream, I’ve had it before. I never really saw it as raw, just as another ingredient or flavor, but I guess it makes sense.
The cookie dough they use in cookie dough flavored things is safe to eat, mainly the raw egg is not there.
There’s no way they would purposely sell us anything with immediate health risk that can be easily pinned on them.
Also not all sushi is raw fish, some is cooked. Improperly handled raw fish can be very dangerous, so only eat it at places you trust (I.e maybe not the buffet or grocery sushi).
ZeddThe problem with cookie dough is the raw flour, not the raw egg. You can make cookie dough for eating by roasting the flour.
MothraI think they mean in a mass production environment. Raw egg would require a lot more additives and preservatives to keep the product safe to eat and from spoiling quickly, something eggs are infamous for. Also the occasional salmonella outburst and recall and lawsuits. It’s just one of those things people avoid.
But you are right, you can totally eat raw eggs safely if they are fresh
Raw cookie dough isn’t save to eat in general though.
You can make raw cookie dough that is safe to eat as well by altering the recipe slightly to replace the egg with alternatives or, industrially, it can be pasteurized which most all store-bought cookie dough will be made with to reduce their liability.
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moseschruteUnlike mermaids, lobsters have legs.
Only scorpions have legs. Clearly lobsters have arms instead.
You must be a lot of fun at parties
You’re travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land where Jack Handey voices Cookie Monster. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Your stomach thinks all meals are smoothies.
Your tongue always knows what it would feel like to lick any surface you can see in person.
There’s no meaningful difference between eating a pound of crab meat and eating a pound of crickets.
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Would you cut a roll of cookie dough like sushi? It sounds kind of fun.
Can confirm it’s fun. Though you have to throw the cookie dough in the air or else your katana won’t slice through cleanly.
I think I’d like to try buying a few rolls of different refrigerator cookie doughs, open them as usual, flatten the snickerdoodle out like nori, use the oatmeal cookie as a layer of rice, make a long center surimi log of the chocolate chip, with pinches of another flavor around it where the carrots and cucumbers would go…. Then roll it up, sprinkle the cinnamon sugar on the outside, chill awhile, and slice. I might even bake a few.
Do it. It’s not illegal and the cops can’t stop you
Has anyone made desert sashimi? Rice Krispy Treat base with cookie dough on top and a stripe of chocolate? I might give that a try….
When trying to make a lot of cookies fast and the same size, a good way to do it is to roll the dough into a cylinder and just slice it. So yeah, plenty of people do it that way. Altho the slices are usually thinner than sushi, but still.
This would be amazing on !showerthoughts@lemmy.world and I can’t crosspost properly, images never work.
I tried,. I hope it worked
*coulis