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I’ve worked in tech since I was 16, and this has never not been true.



RIP Trevor, and congrats to Zach (these statements are unrelated).



Verrrry “fun with dick and Jane” vibes.

How do you like those eggs Florentine??!!


How is he gonna climb that ladder if he doesn’t have two hands free?

In the trope they don’t climb the ladder, they just ride on it.


You underestimate the motivation of someone leaving a hell hole of a company


It’s okay, he has a golden parachute


Maybe he’s not planning on taking the briefcase. Maybe it contains a firebomb he’s going to heave into the office once he’s safely outside.


I’d personally just hold it with my teeth as soon as I’m done with my little chat. But chances are he’ll just hang from it movie style- nevermind how he’ll get off.



This seems like a bad sign




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