backalleycoyote, backalleycoyote@lemmy.today

Acid is for people who fear getting caught and being linked to the crime. These guys didn’t care enough to be that efficient because they don’t fear consequences.

Longer than four hours and it should have sought medical treatment.

Trying to get popular brands to give him free swag with his personal logo and Punisher skulls on it? I’m sure a K$H themed Monster is coming soon.

Iran didn’t have to develop the tech itself. Clearly they have captured a Predator.

The spring mix I purchase and forget about in the bottom drawer, only to be found again when it’s a bag of black goo is a sacrifice to the fridge god.

I’ll join you. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than a Starlink.

You really think they’d leave peacefully if they were impeached? At best we’d force their hand early since I think whether through ignoring the Constitution and running for a third term or straight up declaring dictator for life, that’s what’s coming in a couple of years.

“Literally the only way”? They tried violent treason and have refused to swear in duly elected reps that are not of their party. If you think they’ll leave when their term is up just because you voted someone else in… the major players aren’t going anywhere. These aren’t the kind of people that gain power and then let it go. Don’t not vote, but don’t believe that’s how we’re getting out of this mess.

Let’s not forget the Finnish Hobbit!

“Hey, the guy playing Aragorn tripped over his own sword? Should we fix that?”

“Nah, fuck it, leave it.”

Oh, it doesn’t mean they won’t look back on it with “blunder years” self amusement. It’s the frosted tips, peroxide blonde, white dude cornrows, bowl cut, skater hair, mullet, Beatles bob of Gen A. Every generation get one.

Somehow my parents were flabbergasted when my brother came out. All his friends were girls! They hung out at the mall every weekend!

Yeah, clothes shopping. Then he got dolled up and went to a movie with his male “best friend”. How they didn’t see that gay train coming years before, I have no clue. He was the only male cheerleader in the 90s in our city, and he had way more glee than the girls.

When there’s someone that you want, when there’s someone that you need, let’s make it all… All for one, and all for love.

I think it’s one of those things that youth do specifically because it’s youth coded. A lot of older people think it looks dumb, so they won’t do it themselves. And if anybody over 25 did it, it would look even dumber because of the pathetic attempt to look “hip”. I know when I was a kid I didn’t want to look like adults and thought it was weird if adults tried to look like me.

On the girls’ end, holy shit the Alysa Liu bleach stripes are everywhere now. That’s another one that would look ridiculous and sad if tried during middle age.

But, hear me out. MASH ran over 3x longer than the Korean War lasted. If we reboot it and set it in Afghanistan, we’re set for the next 67 years!

Eh, Mary was a teenager when God knocked her up. Seems religion and power are just convenient excuses for old dudes to fuck kids. Always have been. Fuck religion and the morons who follow it.

Star Trek IV: The One With the Whales

A go to for sick days in bed for years.

Maybe they’re radical anti-capitalists doing what they can to move their economy to a barter and trade system?

I watch ASMR to fall asleep and quackery of all kinds is very relaxing to me. I’ve noticed that chiro and chakra/aura reading/crystal and herb touching all have the same vibe. The difference is that chiro sells itself as medical, uses a lot more scientific sounding jargon in a professional looking office, where aura stuff is mystical and spiritual with candles, incense, and mandala tapestries. It’s woo-woo for people who think woo-woo is beneath them.