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TotallynotJessica, totallynotjessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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I swear I’m not Jessica

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cute lil fangs for biting, spiral eyes for being a horny sub who wants to be dominated.


I mean, the most dangerous areas in the early game are either talked about frequently or literally signposted


The Witcher 3 is a decade old 😭

The profit seeking focus on multiplayer and “live service” games are what killed AAA single player games. It’s why the latest TES game and the last Fallout game are both MMOs. It’s why Rockstar Games have only made one since discovering GTA Online and why studios like Arkane got turned to slop. It’s why indies with highly motivated dev teams and smaller budgets are the only place where you can find that innovation.


She still posts on Reddit. I pretty sure she’s always been primarily a Reddit creature



We are getting very close to our extinction

We aren’t going extinct. What will happen is billions of deaths and everyone on earth suffering greatly. Extinction is a naive fear compared to the real horrors in our future.




whimpers and whines while wagging her tail






whadaya mean? That’s just a really thick and delicious gummy worm!


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cute lil fangs for biting, spiral eyes for being a horny sub who wants to be dominated.


I mean, the most dangerous areas in the early game are either talked about frequently or literally signposted


The Witcher 3 is a decade old 😭

The profit seeking focus on multiplayer and “live service” games are what killed AAA single player games. It’s why the latest TES game and the last Fallout game are both MMOs. It’s why Rockstar Games have only made one since discovering GTA Online and why studios like Arkane got turned to slop. It’s why indies with highly motivated dev teams and smaller budgets are the only place where you can find that innovation.


She still posts on Reddit. I pretty sure she’s always been primarily a Reddit creature



We are getting very close to our extinction

We aren’t going extinct. What will happen is billions of deaths and everyone on earth suffering greatly. Extinction is a naive fear compared to the real horrors in our future.




whimpers and whines while wagging her tail






whadaya mean? That’s just a really thick and delicious gummy worm!




I mean, it literally is YukkoEX in the comic


A cheeseburger with onions and pickle jalapeños that has estradiol sprinkled on top


It was really hard. Too many were horny, but almost ever single one was something boomers wouldn’t be able to comprehend in any way.