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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 days ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 days ago
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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

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    Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.

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      No, you got it completely wrong. The first thing to do is remove the French language pack with rm -fr /.

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        Why would you remove the quality of life update?

      • Rusty Shackleford@programming.dev
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        Por supuesto y con gusto.

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      Don’t worry it’s a single seater, if you’re hearing voices behind you that’s a different kind of problem.

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    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Have you tried powering it off and on again?

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    funny enough, i’ve got a guy on speed dial who does (my BIL used to be an F35 wrench)

    those helmets are really cool. you can see through the plane when you press the right button.

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    Do you have your bitlocker recovery key handy? You have to enter it with the toggle on top of the HOTAs.

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    I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD

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    Hang on, I’ve got a Fedora boot stick on me somewhere…

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    Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What’s your problem?

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    just wing it

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    Blue Screen of Defence War

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    Try Shift + Right Stick…sorry that’s the launch missile button.

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    Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.

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    Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks

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