Between what?
Between what?
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepsince when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…

we don’t unzip, we tar

would
tar --helpcountI’d use tar -help and we’d all die
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
At least take me out to coffee first…
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
I love this meme format so much lmao
You don’t have to mansplain
I would upvote but ‘unzip’? We only ‘gunzip’ or ‘tar xz’ here.
7z e
Decompress, mount, touch
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don’t move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it’s not like I haven’t been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
Zip? What year is this?
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
It’s the iwizard and dawizard all over again (successfully renamed mage to wizard)
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
This is so embarassing
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
Holy fuck their creative team!
not as rar as you might hope it to be.














