I changed the locks on my house to one with a keypad so I only have to carry a car key.

You had me until the olives.

Building a bunker at the White House is probably the most useful and appropriate allocations of funds Trump has done.

It’s a low bar, as they say.

Clearly, this is an ad for Hoppers

You can only lower the price while the store is open for business. Any price hikes must be done between business hours. 24 hour stores can raise prices once per day during off-peak hours or something.

We did the DNA test for our mutt. Nothing got above 17%. Too many breeds to name. She’s the best.

Serious question. How are your shits? Every time I start to build my tolerance, I hit a point where I’m paying for it on the back end and I have to scale back.

Seriously! It’s the first movie I thought of. I went to a couple of Lebowski Fests back in the day. So much fun.

The pike roast is the only one that is halfway decent in a pinch. It’s their “light” roast.

I’m going to bake 2 more loaves after work but I think I messed up the bulk fermentation. I will let you know how it goes.

My wife kept telling all of her coworkers about the starter that wouldn’t grow so failure was not an option haha

I did not know this community existed until today. I baked my first loaf last weekend after messing with the starter for 5 months.

Thank you! It is very yummy.

Thank you! It does feel like an accomplishment. It took me 5 months to get the starter right.

He might want to think once before he posts

They are local to every town and always have people there

I have two mobile games that use your steps as progress in an RPG environment:

WalkScape Inspired by RuneScape. Walk to explore and level up skills like foraging, mining and smithing. This is currently in closed beta but you can go to the Patreon and donate $5 for an invite during the next invite cycle.

Prado Traveler Pick a class and party up with a group to explore the land, defeat monsters and get loot. This one is in open beta so I was able to download it straight from the App Store.

The most annoying response when trying to get a price from someone

How high is the sign?! Where is the canine/equine cutoff for these people?!

…just curious