Let he who has escalated further talk the first shit

I do not deem it very spiritually valuable. You’re missing a wild ride but not any character development

Ooh I got one for that too

This would promote drug deaths among extremely wealthy people. I like it.

Your car would receive a lot more damage, but the driver in the older car would be much more hurt than you.

Also, modern vehicles are far more reliable and efficient

The fact that they understand dignity hides the fact that they din’t understand much in general

Bonus round, it’s closed again because Israel didn’t honor the ceasefire.

There is nothing about being ancient beyond all proper comprehension that makes something less scary

He subscribes to the Russian view of reality too much for me to take him seriously.

Do you mind elaborating for the people who don’t know but don’t want that in their search history?

Lacking proper scholarly evidence, I’m just going to assume it showed up within a decade of the invention of printed news.

Goddamn zombies. Goddamn greydwarves.

Well, he’s alive, but whatever the fuck happened clearly necessitated a shot of the good stuff in his IV, so I’ll stay positive about the future.

I do similar shit on the solstice these days out of respect, but if the Christians get any worse I’ll start doing my part to dilute the holiday’s religious significance even further out of spite.

Go to bed earlier than you did the previous night. Not necessarily at your goal time, but closer to your goal time than the previous night.

Staying up overnight and then all day until a good bedtime the next day will fuck you up more than it helps. I’m not so sure about trying to go to bed way before you get tired either. Regularity matters almost as much as quantity for sleep, so try to avoid totally bucking your cycle.

Booze has rarely helped me more than it harmed in terms of sleep, but there have been a few cases where it did, usually in medium amounts as a counter to bad coffee decisions. But it’s a net negative overall and not to be trusted.

I would like to nominate Diego de Landa, burner of the Mayan books. And a lot of Mayan people. The Mayans had books, like normal paper booms filled with Mayan writing. Histories, religion, presumably everything a society would write down. There are only four Mayan books left now. It’s all gone. It’s a tragedy that particularly boils my blood and I’m making him the final boss of a Mesoamerican-themed Pathfinder campaign I’m about to run, because I want to live out a fantasy where he gets fireballed to death or something.

This is not the only platform I’ve seen Green come up for protest-voting in the last couple days. I see a psyop pattern.

I’m actually seeing a real lesson from the Mamdani campaign here. Not the one I really want to see them learn, but they learned something, at least.

They called you a bit of a hippie, almost certainly in an endearing way