Like the videos where they throw cheese slices on crying babies foreheads. They instantly stop crying (for just a moment probably)

The also thought about using “Slamming Vdeogames”

bleep bloop

But why? Are butterflies also freaking you out?

Miele is still very good imo. Expensive but good

“upcoming Thursday” is the way I try to solve that

I do not like this

Why is it that plastic gets so irreversibly stained by tomato sauce et al?

That’s exactly what a frog would say

I think it’s the toxoplasmosis talking

The second and third translations are swapped, but that’s just part of confusing yourself

$460/mo, holy hell!

TOTK was amazing

I once routed a SCART signal into cinch with an assortment of different paperclips. Worked perfectly fine

+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now

Something just tangentially related but “lozenge” is such a strange word

Also maybe that in china people really do smoke a lot

Oh no, it’s David Bowie!

I was actually thinking about to learn how to make a radio out of basically scrap, but I REALLY depends on the quality of scrap you have. A crystal radio might be possible but that ear piece is probably hard to get/build

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