Money

Plot twist: your item is being drop shipped from Walmart

Aww shit

Halo since 2

To lick

A Couch Fucker

Bone spurs and all

Next report: “Netflix gains 10 million new subs, price increases, Netflix buys Iran”

“Did u even say thank you, pope?” -Vance

SLAMMED

Levitating cars

Taco about to fold in 3… 2…1…

Paying $120/month for 800Mbs down/30Mbs up on standard cable in a los angeles suburb

The friction caused by the Arrowhead across the air particles constantly reignites the flame

Piholes

Mrs “no daylight” really gonna go for it?

Boiled water gang

roll Curb Your Enthusiasm credits

Lame Uber