
I fully ate it based on the headline, clicked the link, and only discovered I’d been had when the site loaded.

I fully ate it based on the headline, clicked the link, and only discovered I’d been had when the site loaded.


If you get a lot of down votes, legitimately can’t figure out why, and want to understand then it’s reasonable to ask.
If you get 3-4 down votes and ask then you need to get offline. I’ve seen people here ask after two down votes, at which point they deserve to be piled on.


To reinstate a draft, Congress would have to pass legislation authorizing it
Thank goodness we don’t have a president who routinely does things he has no power to legally do. And even if that did happen, I’m so thankful we have a strong Congress who would push back.


The heros we need, even if we wouldn’t deserve them.


THESE ARE NOT JOANNA EGGS!!!
I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot in rural Iowa many years ago waiting for my inlaws to finish shopping. An older couple, probably early 60s, starts unloading their groceries into the station wagon next to me. The woman grabs a bottle of ranch from one of the bags, takes a long swig, screws the lid back on, tosses it into the trunk, and continues unloading the cart.
It was the most American thing I’ve seen outside of a jail cell.
This is so far over my head that I thought I was browsing the surreal memes community.
No, and I wish I hadn’t.
The SSD may be worth more than the PS4 now depending on the size.


Scientists capture clan of sperm whales
Release them
Those workshops are such exact duplicates that I assumed they were both the same trans person, but that would be a pretty rapid transformation (assuming both videos were actually published on the same day).


I have found that some specific foods still give me a little heartburn, which I avoid. But yeah, I still don’t understand it. Especially the swallowing issues, but apparently not eating lets my body reset or something.
When I first started the diet it was 800-1500 calories per day, but now I snack while I’m cooking dinner, have double or triple portions, and have dessert right before the cutoff at 8:00. So probably about 2500.
There are still days where I only get 800-1000 calories, like if we’re at someone else’s house for dinner. After 8:00 my body just seems to accept its fate, so I’m not scrounging for food or hangry anymore.


I only eat from 5-8 PM. I started it for weight loss a few years ago, which worked alright. I lost 30 pounds, but have since gained a lot of it back. It turns out you can eat a lot in three hours once your stomach gets used to it.
However, before starting the diet I had chronic heartburn, acid reflux, and trouble swallowing sometimes. All three went away after a week on the diet, which is enough for me to keep going.
There are other minor benefits, like saving money/time from not eating so often. At this point I don’t feel hungry at all until 4:00, so I never shop hungry.
My allowance as a kid/teen was whatever money my mom hadn’t spent of my paycheck by the time I got home from work.
Now I gotta look up what the Our Flag Means Death actors are up to.


This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Something about the combination of those last two panels is incredible.
This is the sort of logic I use for justifying donating blood every 56 days. It probably technically helps reduce the microplastics in my blood, but there’s no way it’s a noticable effect. But I’m going to do it anyway.
Sand Land seemed like an excuse for him to draw goofy hyper-detailed tanks nonstop.
He’ll be better once he’s had some stolen Lorazepam
How much do you wanna bet Amazon will threaten to fire everyone and close the entire plant if the city dares to bring even minuscule OSHA fines?