

When in public:
Push door open (usually with elbow) Do business Extract paper towel, but do not grab them… Wash hands Get paper towel that has been dangling and begin to dry hands Use paper towel to get more paper towels (not touching the paper towel dispenser mechanism with skin, using the used ppr towel) Use new paper towel to secure the soiled one, and complete doing my hands, and turn off the water… Use paper towel once more to open the door out of the bathroom











I am pretty old, and i feel like the news cycle when i was a very young kid (this was during the iran hostage crisis in the early 80s) always pronounced it “eye ran”. I feel like that continued through the iran contra scandal, but by then some were pronouncing it “ee-ron”.
I try to get it right now, but its hard to erase that old programming. I also think anyone who “roasted the shit out of you” for it is a doucher. I think giving someone passive shit for that faux pas would be acceptable, but roasting the shit out of someone? Cmon… I don’t feel like it’s that big of a deal.