Jesus Christ

The Spanish Civil War

China is bigger and has a great high-speed rail network.

Too dangerous for the general public. Better just give it to fucking CrowdStrike then.

Totally superior then

There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

What’s wrong with Cho Chang?

Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.

How soon until Quebec joins the Bloc de L’nux?

Wasn’t this foretold in Infinite Jest?

List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa

Proto-Austronesian

I hope you didn’t taxpay any dollars to the Beeb.

There’s only one emperor I recognize, and that’s the Emperor of Japan

These days it’s easier to just email everyone in the world rather than check who’s a customer

#1 slopaganda bop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Jimmy_Dickens

Imma let you finish, but I just want to say what fine gif work @MimicJar@lemmy.world has been doing recently.

If he knows so many boys what does he need a chatbot for.

I don’t think you understand “limerence”, or love, or capitalisation.