It’s definitely my favorite line in the Bible.

Don’t forget the baret and baguette.

Oh I never noticed the spiral down the finger difference. Yeah that would spread the pressure over a large area.

I’ve been flossing with the circle for so long I find it the most comfortable and economic way of doing it by now.

My mother came up with the most creative way to floss because I hated how it acts like a tourniquet on your fingers. You take the floss and tie it into a circle. It blew my little child’s mind at the time.

And my father still doesn’t floss to this day.

I dunno, pre-maralago face, and this is in appearance only, she gives off a Martha Stewart vibe.

We need to make screws on ports great again.

Murrika, where we do whatever we want, especially ourselves!

Seriously. Can’t wait for that photorealism re-playthrough of the game Journey.

🤣🤣🤣

That was such a revelation that it most certainly was divinely ordained. We must tell people about it.

I’ll start.

“We’re no strangers to love”, NateNate60 decreed.

“You broke the rules and now must I”

“A full repentance is what I’m thinking of”

“You wouldn’t get mercy from that other guy”

I think this is exactly what’s happening.

I thought every new generation of games looked “photorealistic” on release. Every time I thought it couldn’t get more realistic, they got more realistic.

Someone literally dropped the following during a conversation the other day. They were also a PoC of my race so it was an extra big red flag: “You know some people really are wolves because most are sheep.”

Yikes.

I believe scientists call it “Mar A Lago face”.

An even worst outcome is if they get arrested and get placed with the same population of sex that they were assigned at birth. In a system where SA is rampant, it would be torture.

This bill also apparently also rewards $1k to anyone who informs on a person who uses the wrong bathroom. On the third violation, that person gets fined up to $1k and 6 months prison, so the above scenario is entirely possible if not probable.

Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-

Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-

Err, meeting your pleasure-

Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.

🤮🤮🤮

Not. From. A gerbil.

This literally slaps, lol.

Or the cosine wave until it hurts so good.

I remember watching a video that showed that this is how cats are always able to land on their feet. As in, their bodies evolved to be able to twist awkwardly (to us) like this. By counter-rotating the front from the back in the air, they can face backwards without being able to change their rotational momentum in the air.

They’re clearly all owls in disguise.