hahaha they blew up an effigy of YOU my guy! that’s pretty specific! kinda hard to seriously argue that hating ONE GUY out of all the Jewish people on earth is antisemitism.

(yes the rest of the zios can all fuck off too but this is too funny)

cow boy shrimbp

and unfortunately you ultimately need that person to be yourself. its necessary to be valued, and your partner should absolutely appreciate your beauty, but no amount of external validation will fill the void. pro tip from someone who hasnt figured out how to do it yet 🐌

(decatpitated)

oh jeez. well if new zealand says so, it must be true! all those other countries may falsely brand resistance fighters as terrorists on a whim, but surely not the honest kiwis! i will now repent of my ways and happily cheer those brave hospital bombers in the IDF as they continue their kiwi-approved non-genocidal extermination of the palestinian people.

dont ever talk to me or my son, saskatchewan, again

are we really friedman-posting now? is this from an operation condor sleeper cell? fuck outa here with this monstrous coup-mongering neolib trash

perfect lil big noser

thats a lot of money for inherently Flaude Code

switching from an iphone is particularly painful, because things that “just work” on ios are either only available through an extremely complicated workaround or you’re just shit.out of luck.

also GOS is not easy on the eyes. if i cant figure out how to change that damb blue alarm screen im just gonna get a flip phone.

RIP bozo

havent seen anyone add this yet in the comments so here goes: are you adding the eggs to already-boiling water? or adding them to cold water and bringing them to a boil? i switched over to adding them to boiling water, and have had no trouble peeling since. 7mins for over-medium. no ice bath necessary, i just run a little cold water over them so i can handle them easily.

hard hitting journalist Thomas Shardware

i had to watch several of his videos on surveillance before realizing that this is the guy who saved a .png image to a bird

man thats a frito moose

more! women! in! war crimes!

that’s not a knife

what is this?

god that man is a vomit stain

i’ll have to ask my bike if it cares how nice its house is. its kind of prissy but i still dont think it needs the $50,000 dollar box to go to sleep in.