If you know, you know.

Personally, I think he should be the center of the sun’s problem.

Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.

Oh no! Anyway…

Has Moop been on strike lately?

It’s a sound effect generator. It only has a few different varieties of SCREEEEREEEECH and some weird telephone tones, though.

Don’t get my hopes up.

Inquiring minds want to know!

Read it, you can read it, you can read it, you can read it…

When I eat too many beans, I get Motor Assy too.

…I’ll see myself out.

Kids can handle much more than most adults give them credit for. If someone’s concerned about their kids misunderstanding something, maybe… yah know… watch it with them?

0% support to authoritarian-wannabe parents who try to control their kids’ access to information.

One whose name can never be mentioned on Reddit. 😁

Metric. I’ve had my phone set up to display the temperature in Celsius for the last ~8 years so that I can get a sense of it without doing math all the time.

Generations that will grow up with morning-after pills will be fucked

I mean…

and its child products

Don’t get the “president” and his cronies too excited, now…

Corporal Punishment Sucks.

Definitely. It’s why I only milk bulls.

But… but… Clinton’s emails! Banghazi! Woke! What about those dangers to our society? Why aren’t we talking about that?!

…/s, obviously.

My head hurts.

Knock knock. Who’s there?

It’s me.

Wondering why you’re not naked.