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Human Assholes

by Personal Trainer

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  • Streaming + Download

    Pre-order of Human Assholes. You get 3 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    Purchasable with gift card
    Download available in 24-bit/48kHz.
    releases September 4, 2026

      £9 GBP  or more

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Includes digital pre-order of Human Assholes. You get 3 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    Download available in 24-bit/48kHz.
    shipping out on or around September 4, 2026
    Purchasable with gift card

      £22.99 GBP or more 

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Includes digital pre-order of Human Assholes. You get 3 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    Download available in 24-bit/48kHz.
    shipping out on or around September 4, 2026
    Purchasable with gift card

      £9.99 GBP or more 

     

1.
Marvin’s Curtain Up
2.
Scrambled Egg
3.
Punch Drunk Love 03:22
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4.
Bone
5.
Moping 02:49
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6.
Places!
7.
The Burrows
8.
Barely Guillaume
9.
Hole 02:54
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10.
Human Assholes
11.
Rim Shot/Event Horizon
12.
Tempo
13.
Tyres Skid
14.
Object Permanence
15.
Letter From The Scentless Realm

about

For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from Amsterdam’s underground scene into an internationally successful touring band. An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band.

Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Casper van der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy—writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer, more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like “Tyres Skid,” “Scrambled Egg,” and “Punch Drunk Love.” Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. For Smit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborative process and a personal refuge.

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releases September 4, 2026

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Personal Trainer Amsterdam, Netherlands

Amsterdam based rock outfit.

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  • Oct 28
    TRIX
    Antwerp, Belgium

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