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are those pointy tho? or are they just sticks
At that speed and distance, everything is pointy
my physics teacher told me at that speed and distance everything is a spherical cow. i know my physics teacher and you are the internet. i just don’t know who to believe
Blunt plates just don’t have as much penetrating power, I guess, and that’s the other aspect ratio available.
Why is it always pointy sticks?
Can pointy sticks heat water?
Yes, of course. I’m glad you asked.
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Humanity is a species that makes pointy sticks and increasingly more complicated ways to boil water
Is a bullet a stick? Does the deformation of the bullet disqualify it even though it happens after it is used but before it has an effect?
No, Patrick.
But Drones > Bullets
And Sticks > Drones
Therefore sticks are superior.
To be fair, pointy sticks sometimes stop being pointy sticks when someones forcefully getting their point across.
War.
War never changes.
What about if someone attacks you with a banana?!
First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
… you have now rendered him ‘elpless.
Palin: Suppose he’s got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick.
You shot him! You shot him dead!
You get the spin effect on your kart.
Is hunting a mammoth a military exercise?
They’re not hunting it. The mammoth is charging with them. Notice it also has pointy sticks.