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Now this is a proper shitpost, literally laughed out loud. Who would ban violet for this?
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
Oder die, die in den Werkstätten arbeiten…
Not the first fishy smelling thing I wanna eat when seeing boobs…
Afaik, some 18yo got arrested for a sign with that on it while protesting. I think he was charged with defamation and insulting Friedrich Merz. Though charges where dropped the slogan stayed.
Wie wäre es mit einem Schild, auf dem steht “Ich will dass Friedrich März meine Eier gurgelt”? Wäre sowas ok? Und wie wäre es mit “Ich bin der meinung Friedrich März sollte mehr Eier lecken”? Ist alles leider nicht so prägnant, das Schild müsste natürlich dementsprechend größer sein, um das zu kompensieren…
Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.
I’ve heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.
I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn’t even imagine in the nightmares…
What? No, I wouldn’t dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never…

You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?
Sorry, but no, I havn’t yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn’t raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?
That’s if we presume he’s that nefarious.
I mean, he is a serial child rapist.
Why is RFK always the reddest person in the room?
Might’ve been. Certainly worth a try.
considering how we get rid of rich people.
I think the french considered that same problem around the 18th century… Come to think of it I’m almost certain they developed some kind of contraption for it.
You can allways trust Dobrindt to always do the most stupid thing imaginable… Cyber defense contract with an apartheid state not even hiding their genocide anymore? Yeah cool why not!?
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Yes.
Now this is a proper shitpost, literally laughed out loud. Who would ban violet for this?
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
Oder die, die in den Werkstätten arbeiten…
Not the first fishy smelling thing I wanna eat when seeing boobs…
Welcome, fren! :3
Afaik, some 18yo got arrested for a sign with that on it while protesting. I think he was charged with defamation and insulting Friedrich Merz. Though charges where dropped the slogan stayed.
Wie wäre es mit einem Schild, auf dem steht “Ich will dass Friedrich März meine Eier gurgelt”? Wäre sowas ok? Und wie wäre es mit “Ich bin der meinung Friedrich März sollte mehr Eier lecken”? Ist alles leider nicht so prägnant, das Schild müsste natürlich dementsprechend größer sein, um das zu kompensieren…
Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.
I’ve heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.
I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn’t even imagine in the nightmares…
What? No, I wouldn’t dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never…
You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?
Sorry, but no, I havn’t yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn’t raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?
I mean, he is a serial child rapist.
Why is RFK always the reddest person in the room?
Hope this helps:
Might’ve been. Certainly worth a try.
I think the french considered that same problem around the 18th century… Come to think of it I’m almost certain they developed some kind of contraption for it.
What about dolphin tho?
You can allways trust Dobrindt to always do the most stupid thing imaginable… Cyber defense contract with an apartheid state not even hiding their genocide anymore? Yeah cool why not!?