piefed.eeA Knight's Tale
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Be careful, she might also call you when she’s bored and not horny. That’s how I ended up married. 👍👍
The first time you get the call:
“Hey, how was your day?”
“…what’s happening!?”
Pretty much sums up my last casual sex partner.
We were both very upfront about the fact that we just wanted to have fun until one of us met someone else.
It’s a shame I had to break it off because I was still processing a bad breakup and wasn’t in a place where I could maintain an actual relationship.
Oh, the horror!!
Happened to me too, and I still like her 8 years later. Its the worst!
Testurteil: „Befriedigend”
A little joke for the Germans.
Danke
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No idea what you’re on about
Sorry friend
sounds fun until you learn what hypersexual women are like. being poly helps
“I dub thee ser Dicksalot”
A knight’s front tail.
What about the girl she calls when she’s horny? I mean there’s always room for a sapphic booty call right?
Man, yeah.
And it is magical. My 20’s and 30’s I was that guy for a few people, and it’s a noble calling.
“Noble” probably isn’t the word I’d choose, but “awesome” certainly fits.
I still don’t know how I was able to break up with a woman and have her ask to be FWB until one of us found someone. Multiple times.
Probably because I was a socially awkward teen who couldn’t talk to girls, so I spent an inordinate amount of time studying how to please a woman so if I managed to find one, she had one less reason to leave.
Yeah, sex and initiating sex is increasingly an awkward thing for people, so FWB’s are nice to have and people love them until the one comes along.
This can easily end up in heartbreak.
Ivanhoe