piefed.nullspacereabsorbthelight, reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world
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Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-relatedGreat! I totally understand the need for colonoscopy, but I’m glad there’s a non invasive option, because they can be done more regularly
People say to get checked early. How do we do that for colorectal cancer?
Programmer Humor@programming.dev
True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,
SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = ‘%mouse%’
Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!
Programmer Humor@programming.dev
It’s a joke. People are starting to call Postgres AI first because OpenAI runs on it
It’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
Yeah this is my general tool for dealing with shit code. I’m currently working on getting that into the CI
Yeah. I log off at EOD and don’t check messages. It’s not my families fault he lets his employees vibecode shit into prod. The Vibelord is the main problem, but others do similarly stupid things.
I told my manager that we need to focus on quality. He partially agrees, but part of the problem is that he didn’t even know how to get to our company git repo till I showed him. All he knows is the front end.
Unfortunately the Vibelord is his favorite employee
scienceYou know. They could just looks up the doi.
But you’re right MORE AI
Science Memes@mander.xyz
Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung
Programmer Humor@programming.dev
So you’ve all heard about rolling in your grave, but have you heard about rolling releases? No? Well it works like ….
Science Memes@mander.xyz
They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
Also people who think they can just vibe code without ever learning how to code for real. I’ll “vibe code”, but I’m also 10+ years experienced. I can quickly detect bullshit from the AI and I check pretty thoroughly.
Some dentist turned vibe coder will make absolute trash
Selfhosted@lemmy.world
Yeah I just set it up. Amazingly straight forward. I still have PTSD from keycloak, so I’m glad there’s an alternative
Science Memes@mander.xyz
But it’s the bullets fault the potatoes are green!! Is the fascist colonists immigrants hasn’t shot the potatoes, they’d be brown!
I lie to the captcha so they don’t know I’m onto them
Science Memes@mander.xyz
“After excluding outliers, we found no signs of spontaneous combustion as a side effect”
A comment like this might help OPs friend “I think it’s great you are learning to live for yourself, and I totally get that you might need to overcompensate to unlearn pass behavior until you find your middle”
A lot of these clauses might be illegal under German labor law. Check with a lawyer. Also ensure there is a clause saying they have to sponsor your blue card. Many countries allow employers to cancel residence to “fire” in violation of labor law.
If the clauses are unenforceable, my suggestion would be to take the contract, get through the trial period and then mention the unenforceable clauses. That’s to say if you really want to go to Germany.
Great! I totally understand the need for colonoscopy, but I’m glad there’s a non invasive option, because they can be done more regularly
People say to get checked early. How do we do that for colorectal cancer?
True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,
SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = ‘%mouse%’
Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!
It’s a joke. People are starting to call Postgres AI first because OpenAI runs on it
It’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
Yeah this is my general tool for dealing with shit code. I’m currently working on getting that into the CI
Yeah. I log off at EOD and don’t check messages. It’s not my families fault he lets his employees vibecode shit into prod. The Vibelord is the main problem, but others do similarly stupid things.
I told my manager that we need to focus on quality. He partially agrees, but part of the problem is that he didn’t even know how to get to our company git repo till I showed him. All he knows is the front end.
Unfortunately the Vibelord is his favorite employee
Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
So my manager today asked me if I could stay later when there’s broken things in prod, and then today his star dream employee yolo’ed a full stack change into prod without review. It’s fucking massive and implements new API endpoints, touches >20 files. Many of the diffs are too large to render in the browser.
You know. They could just looks up the doi.
But you’re right MORE AI
Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung
So you’ve all heard about rolling in your grave, but have you heard about rolling releases? No? Well it works like ….
They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
Also people who think they can just vibe code without ever learning how to code for real. I’ll “vibe code”, but I’m also 10+ years experienced. I can quickly detect bullshit from the AI and I check pretty thoroughly.
Some dentist turned vibe coder will make absolute trash
Yeah I just set it up. Amazingly straight forward. I still have PTSD from keycloak, so I’m glad there’s an alternative
Keycloak or alternative?
I have a Talos k8s setup now and I’m trying to add various services. I have discovered that my old htpasswd file won’t cut it for auth.
But it’s the bullets fault the potatoes are green!! Is the fascist colonists immigrants hasn’t shot the potatoes, they’d be brown!
CRISPR is there for you
I lie to the captcha so they don’t know I’m onto them
Propaganda knows no bounds