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*Hello*, gay Bowser

It’s, “So long, gay Bowser!”


I thought they were trying to be welcoming to the gays

They are, it was an exclamation of surprise at Bowser’s … dimensions




They’re not really enemies. It would be unprofitable for both if one destroyed the other for good.


At this point, Nintendo should be aware of all the rabid gays that would die for Bowser (me included)



“Here at at Nintendo, we treat all our customers equally.

*Like absolute shit.*”

Hey at least they dont discriminate /s

They hate, not discriminate



“Do you have money?”

“Yeah.”

“Right this way, you exploitable rube!”



We are all Mr Gay!

I am ALL gay on this blessed day :-)

Wife makes gay with a rolling pin for extra flavor.


Wait you skipped a step

Speak for yourself!





The comment we needed



Look at the roster of F-ZERO GX and tell me there aren’t at least half a dozen LGBTQ reps among them

well, it’s called F-ZERO G(ay)X

and don’t forget the arcade F-ZERO A(roace)X



Mr. Gay Men Watch

So long gay Bowser

Have fun at your gay wedding



of course nintendo would support the gays, gay luigi has been an open secret for years

How nice of the princess

Dear pesky okamas,

The Liberal Democrats and I have taken over the National Diet. Same-sex marriage legislation is now a permanent guest on one of my seven Lib Dem tables. I dare ya ta sign it if ya can.




Hey nintendo, your rainbow capitalism does not excuse your anti consumer behavior and general shittiness towards your biggest fans.

i could almost forgive them if they fully animated mario with the suit declaring he accepts gays and voiced by charles martinet with a speech of around an hour long

I’ll forgive them if they rescind all cease and desist orders sent to fan games/animations/comics/etc.


voiced by charles martinet

unfortunately, he’s retired from the role

Surely the deeply religious Chris Pratt doesn’t have any problematic views on gay people. The same Chris Pratt who has worn a Three Percenter hat, a known white supremacist org that his brother is a part of.





It’s nice to see a household-name company standing up to a stupid conservative stance taken by their government, especially as a USian who was a nintendo kid.

It doesn’t make the soulless corporation GOOD (and I see they are getting the hate they’re due) but it’s still nice to see.

Kinda like when Chick-fil-A corporate stood behind the Utah location that had pride flags.

It doesn’t absolve them, but it’s a good step forward.



rare nintendo w



I just realised Mario’s moustache goes far beyond his mouth.

It’s a classic cartoonish exaggeration. Nobody has that nose shape either.

Or that shape dick.

What?


Speak for yourself



It’s only attached to his face above his lip. The rest a kind of handlebar moustache.


There are definitely people who could grow facial hair like that, though.



I lean over to loudly whisper at a bunch of shitty conservative businessmen in expensive suits - I heard it was gay to wear a business suit.


Just go FUCK YOURSELF, Nintendo

probably the gayest thing you’re capable of



Well of course, he wants to leave a good impression for all those gay men



forgot this wasnt tomorrow


It took me far too long to realize this tweet was about an actual suit and not some tanooki style gay powerup


Nintendo is one of the most aggressively greedy, anti-consumer, capitalist companies on the planet. Don’t be fooled by their no-effort rainbow capitalism. They would throw us all under the bus in an instant if it benefitted them financially.

yea my thoughts, if they stated this, they previously did some data crunching to see that their Japanese target audience tend to be more progressive than average Japanese and decided this would result in a net financial gain.



fuck you Nintendo, treating everyone just as badly isn’t something to be proud of


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