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Godric, godric@lemmy.world

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Anyone Hungary for country puns? No? We should probably quit them cold Turkiye


Their heads will bang off the ground; see GIF!


Holy shit OP you killed him


Thank you, my bad forgetting to credit her. Great artist!


In this day and age, literally anything sounds like it could be true, so I try to take some especially inflammatory things with a healthy grain of salt.

Also, with a suspiciously generic name like “Free Press”, you bet I’m looking at your credentials!



On my chrome I wish they forced them to draw my fetish instead, SMH my head


Will you enjoy anything our universe shows you? Are there things that bring you joy in life? Will you touch grass? What about filling the void in your heart with wonder instead of worry?



Philosophical shithead here!

A 15,000,000,000,000 bulb, of course!

But how could we know that that object illuminated by a 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen bulb is even real? For all you know, that massive object illuminated by a 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen bulb could be a fiction, a simple 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen shadow upon the wall!


Hmmm, human chains ended horribly for the protesters a couple months back, I wonder how this will


And until that time, I’ll be jamming out!





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Anyone Hungary for country puns? No? We should probably quit them cold Turkiye


Their heads will bang off the ground; see GIF!


Holy shit OP you killed him


Thank you, my bad forgetting to credit her. Great artist!


In this day and age, literally anything sounds like it could be true, so I try to take some especially inflammatory things with a healthy grain of salt.

Also, with a suspiciously generic name like “Free Press”, you bet I’m looking at your credentials!



On my chrome I wish they forced them to draw my fetish instead, SMH my head


Will you enjoy anything our universe shows you? Are there things that bring you joy in life? Will you touch grass? What about filling the void in your heart with wonder instead of worry?



Philosophical shithead here!

A 15,000,000,000,000 bulb, of course!

But how could we know that that object illuminated by a 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen bulb is even real? For all you know, that massive object illuminated by a 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen bulb could be a fiction, a simple 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen shadow upon the wall!


Hmmm, human chains ended horribly for the protesters a couple months back, I wonder how this will


And until that time, I’ll be jamming out!





Today will be Ketamine day at the local school zone. There will be nothing like it!!1!! Open the Fuckin’ Ketamine stash, you crazy bastards!!! Praise be to Allah.

  • JEDI MASTER Yoda

What are you talking about??? Obvious limps are heavily linked to inelegance and a lack of physical grace.

They may wander back, but never elegantly!


Consume Ketamine, I must. Into Honda Civic to seek more, I must go.



Excuse me, this is a fantastically serious situation, off-colour jokes are not allowed.