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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

Anon uses his computer

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Anon uses his computer

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前
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    using windows 98

    leaves it on for 99 seconds

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      Universe implodes

  • radix@lemmy.world
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    This is why Windows peaked with version 2000.

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
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    Using Windows 3.1

    Insert 3.5 floppy

  • AstroLightz@lemmy.world
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    Using windows 95

    Open Internet Explorer

    windows crashes

    After 30 years, Windows has come full circle.

    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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      certainly do not try to plug in a scanner

  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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    God I fucking miss XP

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Changes KDE Plasma or Cinnamon desktop to Expose theme or XP theme

    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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      I agree, it’s my favorite windows version. I used it for work for years and it was very reliable.

      Now, thirty years later and I get lag opening a menu. I’m sure it’s my fault for daring to open “control panel”

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      opens an eXPonential number of windows; crashes

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    IndexError: list index out of range
    
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    open 12 windows

    I mean it’s called Windows 11, duh!

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