so … worse than just a regular kidnapping van then.
It’s the same picture.
No, no. Catholics have no need to kidnap children. Lots of misguided parents bring their children straight to them every week!
Pedos then
That’s why they’re advertising the non-kidnapping. The last thing a pedo wants is Catholic sloppy seconds.
All the way down
I’d rather the kidnappers.
At least they have free candy.
Yeah, real candy. None of this “body of Christ” bullshit.
The cake is a lie!
jd Vance too is a catholic
Bible doesn’t say anything about furniture.
Jesus was a carpenter after all.
Didn’t he kill the pope?
yes, and then last week he made Orban lose the elections 😁
next, send jd Vance to Putin for a meeting :)
Bet you could haul quite the “love seat” in that van.
So tone-deaf, I imagine this could be a joke. But, I suppose they really could be this deeply unaware of their reputation, or just as deeply in denial.
The complete disconnect between how they see themselves and how the rest of the world sees them is astonishing. I suppose that’s what is needed to remain a believer.
What they are trying to convey is that Catholics don’t genuinely use birth control so they tend to have huge families so they need a big ass van. They also live in denial and refuse to accept that their religion is fucked up so I can see how they wouldn’t get how this is a fucked up thing to put on their “not a pedo van”
Exactly something a kidnapper would put on a big, white van.
The van doth protest too much, methinks.
Omg my church as a kid had vans like this! Everyone made fun of it.
More of a warning then a joke.
Your church was a kid?
You just know the Spanish Inquisition are in this van. Waiting.
Catholics, Mormon, or quiverfull?
Regardless. I am unlikely to find much in common.
Catholics, Mormon, or quiverfull?
Still pedos, all three.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a kidnapper? One asks you to “come to Father,” and the other asks your father to cum to them.💀








