
Do it do it do it PLEASE I will pay goddamn good money to see this.
Also please please please can we have someone trying to clean an alien stain off something and it reacts BADLY with common cleaning supplies and then with uncommon ones, and they think they are going to get in SO much trouble but it ends up being a sample of something valuable so they are forgiven








Also if you do this you could make it an AWESOME history lesson. Especially if you translate “hangover” into whatever common “get high” things were locally used, because not everyone drinks? But every society parties.