You need to report to the Willkommenswurstausgabestelle.

Is making pointy sticks necessary? Is flint knapping necessary? Is agriculture necessary? I’m pretty sure there were people asking these questions at each of those milestones of human development.

That’s not kink shaming, that’s hypocrisy shaming.

Do you expect me to read all that? Nerd!

I already had a 233 MHz PII when AoE came out, so no.

Unplugging the RGB stuff is pretty simple.

Nobody could possibly have seen that coming.

It’s OK, gramps, let’s get you back to bed.

Who could ever invent such wondrous technology?

You politely decline, when they invite you for dinner.

I was going to complain about us being excluded.

Ich meinte Meme-Vorlagen.

Es gibt wirklich sehr viele bessere Alternativen.

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Correct. Also, they need someone to delegate the responsibility to. They are mainly concerned with not being held responsible for any potential fuck-ups. If they can say “the vendor did it” they can deflect the blame. Unfortunately that’s how making a career in the corporate world works for the vast majority of people. You advance by avoiding getting blamed for mistakes, not by brilliance or competence.

FOR EPSTEIN!!!

There’s a lot of things I don’t understand. But I know that every person has the right to live their lives in whichever way they see fit. That’s all it takes really.

He’s a fucking Nazi. Normalising Nazis is never cool.

Um Leute kennen zu lernen, muss man das Haus verlassen. Folge mir für mehr Lebensprofitips.

You can’t get it any more ass-backwards than that.