And if they are saved, why can’t I look at them?

She’s pretty much the only rat that jumped ship so far.

I’m now looking for opportunities to use the word so I can make that face.

Sucks to be you guys. 😥

I feel like we’re being groomed for the day that Trump wakes up dead. Then JD will sing “ding song the witch is dead” and pronounce us free of the instability of the previous tyrant and we are now free to enjoy his much more stable and efficient tyranny.

In Canada it’s ‘voluntary’ which calls you go out on. Although there are people on-call who have to stay available. And sober.

Prescient.

Volunteer firefighters absolutely get paid. Paid for training even. Also their income is tax deductible so it’s like they’re paid twice.

There’s 3 by elections happening right now.

They’re speaking Trump’s language.

These comics get worse and worse.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

Except they’re all so useless they just lost a war to a country with no airforce or navy.

I heard this in a Scandinavian accent and saw that beardo with that shit eating grin.

Don’t give me the small talk give me the big talk

That sounds like an excellent place to start.

Try leading with “Hello-Bongjoor”, they’ll understand.

A sign that says “No place like home”

I’m sure we can find some middle ground between nothing and shoot-the-place-up.

So, worth the gazillion dollars then?