I’m fucking dying lmao
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Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Texas students could soon be forced to read from the Bible in public schools
3·2 days agoThey need to make them read the entire thing
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•You cannot possibly prepare yourself for this house.
1·5 days agoJust put it in a room next door to the sink/shower
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•You cannot possibly prepare yourself for this house.
34·6 days agoI wish my toilets were separate. It’s stupid to have the toilet next to where you brush your teeth.
Do us all a favor and never make a house layout again.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Anatomy of a Tomahawk Missile
2·7 days agoIt’s a turbojet engine tho
Which one is your password
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•And no paper towels to use on the handleEnglish
22·9 days agoI lift my leg up and use the bottom of my shoe. You’re welcome.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.world•The American Heart Association does not want you to follow RFK Jr’s dietEnglish
8·10 days agoThe fat free dairy products may be better for my heart but they aren’t good for my soul :(
I also pretty much only consume them on weekend mornings though.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Huge fires at Russian oil facilities following Ukraine strikes, satellite images showEnglish
5·10 days agoI’m pooping right now
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump Privately Willing to End Iran War — Without Securing Strait of Hormuz: WSJEnglish
32·10 days agoKorea was half successful I guess…and the first Iraq war.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Stuck between living in America, China, or Japan... Which would you choose?
121·11 days agoYes it is, don’t move to the US unless you’re a fascist.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Stuck between living in America, China, or Japan... Which would you choose?
125·12 days agoDid you miss the fascist takeover part? Just go move to Russia or something.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:
1·12 days agoWas a slightly sarcastic comment, should’ve wrote “inb4 OP is a nazi”
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:
72·13 days agoTurns out OP is a literal nazi
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is it true that the education system is crap in America?
4·14 days agoThis comment here is the answer.
The sports teams got most of the funding and they’d have sports coaches “teaching” the science classes which was a complete and total joke.
You could read the McGraw Hill book on your own if you were bored though.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Public restrooms in Osaka to get in-stall video screens with adsEnglish
9·16 days agoJust hang some toilet paper over it
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•also don't use brave or vanilla FirefoxEnglish
41·16 days agoI’m having horrible performance issues with waterfox that I don’t have with vanilla Firefox. It’s like the waterfox window is running at 5-10fps with horrible latency.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Exclusive: Trump's approval hits new 36% low as fuel prices surge amid Iran war, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
0·16 days agoI like swimming pools. I like food more though.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran denies any talks with Trump, claims he 'retreated'English
3·18 days agoNovember?

The law doesn’t matter anymore