“I’m not Epstein’s victim.”

True, you are not a victim, you are a co-conspirator and deserve the same punishment as the rest of the pedophiles.

Lunch time at the Trump-Epstein School for Girls.

If it’s just the main post, I get it. If it continues in the comment replies, it’s more than just a bad day.

Dude admitted that he was trolling and intended to do more. An easily earned block.

Are you not familiar with “ctrl+f”?

My Google account itself is over 18. I wonder if that’s verification enough.

Conservatives hate trans people because they’re disgusted by the fact that the girl they’re attempting to rape might have a penis.

I don’t think “false idol” is a thing. I think it’s “beware false prophets” and something about not worshipping idolers. Granted, Trump makes that Venn Diagram a solid circle, so maybe the title is accurate.

Regardless, there’s a whole lot of sheep following the wrong shepherd.

Every time I see IAEA my brain reads IKEA and, until I re-read it, I wonder why the Swedish furniture company is making war news.

Every. Time.

Trump doesn’t want to win. Trump wants enormous amounts of funding to be given to the military where it can then be siphoned off to him and his cronies under the guise of top secret spending.

Why not both?

When you can’t compete, you restrict.

When weren’t they tied to the tracks? And who is the “they”?

Scientists want you to know the information. It’s the capitalists who want you to pay for knowledge.

Why would I want a web app when there’s already https://aftercredits.com/?

“Keep the 'skeeters away from your peter.”

Democracy is supposed to be that, but the citizenry doesn’t participate like they should so it devolves to where things are now.

I love this WAY more.

“Ask me about my homebrew tracheotomy.”

The person who drives all the bank robbers to the bank is so still charged for the robbery.