Not true. If life is something you no longer desire, a gift from a German is the perfect remedy.

Now ask yourself how he managed to bankrupt - amongst other things - a casino. A fucking casino, money printing machines!

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall . . .

What no love for the mixtape? We have to go straight to CD?

True, true.

I’m blaming the French when English needs a reform. Much of the language is stolen French, with the diabolical inherent spelling traps, the other reason reform is required is the halting of the vowel change, which is why some words, though written the same, sound different - one example: though (tho) and bough (bau).

Can’t see it happening to be honest.

Good for you - seriously, are you single?

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They were so successful in pushing, I installed Linux Mint on my 3 PCs, laptop, wife’s laptop and friends laptops. Not a single complaint so far (it’s been about a year).

The fuck did Greenwich ever do?

Kudos - going above and beyond.

Excuse me. I resent that remark, I deleted Facebook and Reddit years ago. Haven’t been outside yet though.

Never opened an account - no matter the name.

‘Oh no, not again’ is something a bowl of petunias would say at the time of reincarnation.

Global warming - there won’t be any snow.

What a time to be literate.

You shouldn’t have to, but where there’s a will . . .

Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.

Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?

Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.