Still waiting on that same page to load

Wayne Gretzky, Lionel Messi, and Tom Brady should all have been banned from sports because they’re better than me but I wanna play too

Give me a few months and I’ll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

The Ukrainian point of view is that Russia somehow infiltrated both regions, faked a 90+% vote for independence in those regions, and invaded when Ukraine denied their independence.

I mean…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1938_Austrian_Anschluss_referendum

They need the extra help, just imagine how gay it would be if their socks came off

And it’s neither good horny posting nor good propaganda, they need to up their troll game

Have I got the tool for you

Pokémon Go to the Polls Enlistment Office

Hey, I’d appreciate it if you made a new account for each post and comment you make, seeing the same username on each of them is advertising and deeply offends me

At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches

It’s Slways Aunny in Filadelphia

But my laptop doesn’t have a PS/2 port :(

Don’t forget fiber. No way is a bowlful of ground beef, tomato sauce, and cheese easy on someone’s digestive system

All of our accounts were 29 days old at one point

It’s bad enough that Wikipedia no longer allows linking to pages archived on there, and they’re actively working to replace any links already in use

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Archive.today_guidance

Say that to Mace Windu’s face

So much of the wonder of computers and networks and just… all of it has been abstracted away

So many people just have phones or tablets as the majority of their computer experience

Assuming y’all aren’t just fucking around, reading the comments here is actually really cool, tangentially interacting with people who have internet stories from well before I was born

I’m just from the dialup era, and I still feel old online a lot of the time, but then someone here is like “yeah, Berners-Lee invented HTTP just to make a website to mock me”

The SAT, MCAT and most forklift operator certifications lie prostrate at our feet.

Idk what kind of forklift certifications they’ve been going through, those things are impossible to fail