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  • I know there are other examples of cities in bottles (Superman’s Kandor, for instance), but I wonder if this one is inspired by the story in Sandman #50 “Ramadan”, wherein the sultan of a mythical, magical Baghdad bargains with the Lord of Dreams to keep the city safe for eternity, which the Endless achieves by trapping the city in a bottle in the dream realm, leaving only a mundane version of Baghdad in the real world, devoid of all the magic and wonder of the original… no further cards from that original reality can be played, paraphrasing the card, except in dreams…



  • They have to sign a pact that they must not invest into AI anymore for a given amount of years (20+ minimum).

    Problem is this might hurt actual AI research to punish a scam that has absolutely nothing to do with AI other than having coopted the name for marketing purposes.

    (Any investment in actual AI research is doomed for decades anyway when this bubble pops, but this would cause even more harm than the bubble has already caused.)

    (Also any form of research is probably ruined for decades anyway due to LLM-induced brain rot and having to sift through all the slop to try to recover any remaining fragments of actually useable knowledge, but, again, let’s not make it even worse than it already is).


  • Sure, he’s a shitty person who makes shitty comics, no one is denying that.

    I’m just saying that you can separate the work from the author and interpret it however you want.

    Unlike in the ones you posted, where the shitty message is obvious, I don’t know if the author intended the comic in the OP to have some shitty anti-LGBT message (though if he did he did a poor job of it, since I don’t see it); my interpretation of it is the one in my original comment (downvoted, I assume, by people with negative reading comprehension or idiots who think video games are actually harmful); as I said, when it comes to authors who turn out to be shitty people I think it’s better to ignore them and their intentions and appreciate the work for itself.

    I mean, about 99% of people, including authors (in fact probably a higher percentage when it comes to authors), are horrible bastards, so if you can’t appreciate whatever good works they might have accidentally produced you’ll have a pretty thin selection to choose from.

    Don’t support them and warn other people about their personal shittiness, sure, but don’t rip out your own eyes to avoid being offended.



  • The physics of it are a mystery to me.

    Basic lever principle? Give me a broom, a place to stand, and I’ll snap it in half kind of thing?

    Essentially, broom end on the floor, one hand on the top, other in the middle, where it will snap.

    Press down towards the floor with the hand in the middle, while holding the end of the broom with the other one preventing it from getting closer to the floor, and snap, you’ve got a bent or snapped broom handle, depending on what it’s made of.

    Or don’t, if you don’t want to ruin the broom.

    Easy to do inadvertently if you apply too much force trying to rub off something stuck to the floor, if you’re not careful not to press down towards the floor with the hand closest to the ground.


  • I think playing with the body and especially the mind (through eugenics, genetic engineering, or any other means) is as big of a nono in the Star Trek universe as fascism, due to trauma from the eugenic wars (you know, when Khan and his ilk fought baseline humanity).

    Body modification enthusiasts, transhumanists, furries, and anything like that are probably treated with fear, loathing, and disgust.

    Heck, they won’t even treat baldness despite being perfectly able to fix it if they wanted to, and they don’t seem to have made any effort to cure aging, despite being able to cure almost everything else; their life expectancy isn’t much higher than ours, when it should be much higher.

    You want that kind of thing try Iain M. Banks’ Culture series. Even more freedom to live your life however you want, the only limits to body modification are your imagination and some of the laws of physics (much less than in Start Trek, though), and people live to a healthy 300 or so, throw a party, and die in their own terms because they’re done, or curious. Or do not, no one is forcing them, they can keep on living if they want to.

    Heck, one character used to have about sixty penises all over his body, just for fun. No more, though, even with four hearts at that point it was starting to get difficult to maintain an erection at the same time in all of them.



  • I think the position to adopt is very clear:

    1. You stand upright facing the nearest government building.
    2. You extend your right arm horizontally in front of you.
    3. You rest your left hand, palm down, on top of your right arm, next to your antecubital fossa (the opposite side of the elbow).
    4. You make a fist with your right hand.
    5. Without opening your fist, you extend your right hand’s middle finger straight up.
    6. You decisively bend your right arm at the elbow, standing your forearm, fist, and middle finger straight up.

    Thus you achieve the only reasonable position towards this nonsense.


  • No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.

    — Heraclitus

    I assume the OP is asking, in jest, if the same applies to women, and having sex with instead of stepping in.

    Personally I think it’s the same ship or axe, and the same person, even if it’s not the same physical object anymore, because “my grandfather’s axe” means more than just this specific combination of head and handle, and has more to do with the history and sentimental value of the thing, and what it meant to my grandfather and what it means to me.,

    And that while it’s obviously not the same water or even, if the river meanders and you wait long enough, the same river bed, a river is more of a geographic concept than a physical thing, so, yeah, it’s also the same river, inasmuch as a river is a thing.

    (As for the first part, sure, of course women can step in rivers, be they or not the same one, same as men, just as they can own ships or grandfathers’ — or even grandmothers’ — axes.)

    I think a shower head would make more sense, though, unless the river has some safe but high pressure enough rapids. Or if she considers the fish part of the river, in which case, ew. But maybe it’s more of a platonic thing, what do I know.


  • Death of the author and all that. Also something about a broken clock.

    Some authors are shitty people, but as long as I’m not supporting them I don’t see why I can’t enjoy their work by itself, and my own interpretation of it.

    I don’t know what this Jago intended this comic to mean, and, frankly, I don’t give a flying fuck. To me it reads as a criticism of the media’s (and by extension its zombies) penchant for blaming video games (and before that role playing games, and before that rock and other pop music) for every evil in society, when there are much more evident but less convenient causes, and that’s how I choose to interpret it.





  • I’m responsible for the actions of the governments I vote for, and those of the governments I don’t rebel against. As are American citizens.

    Many of the victims of racial oppression in the USA had no problem voting for Trump, or previous criminals who held offices in their government. I’m sure most of them happily voted for Obama, another mass murderer like the majority of US presidents in history.

    Because as all Americans they share those rotten core values, and will happily vote for anyone who’ll act like a bully and harm the weak, ignoring that he’ll also hurt them.


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    Analytics don’t need to be public. It’s often better for the analyst if they’re not. There are much better, much more detailed ways to gather analytics from your own game than achievements.

    Achievements are very obviously not analytics. Not for the developers or publishers, at least, or for anyone whose livelihood depends on analysing how players play games. They’re incentives to drive player engagement. A way to further, uh, gamify the game.

    You might be bored of killing goblins, but you’ve almost reached the achievement, just 132 goblins more. And then you’re almost up to some other achievement, so you keep playing a bit more.

    And up goes the playtime.

    Which is something analytics are very interested on (since it often contributes to discoverability), even if no achievement measures it.


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    If I recall correctly Return of the Obra Dinn has one for blaming the Captain for every single death (arguably true if we’re being argumentative, but I can’t give that bastard Nicholls a free pass), which admittedly takes some effort, as you still have to play the whole game (which is great on a first or even second time, not so much on an nth time just for the achievement).


  • There haven’t been any coups. No one has taken power by force (not since they genocided the native civilizations, at least). A vast majority of Americans have voted time and time again, for decades, for this shit, and will keep doing so if there are any elections after Taarump.

    Egoism, racism, imperialism, murder, child abuse, and runaway untethered capitalism are core American values. Basic principles upon which their culture is built. Don’t compare them to actual victims. They reap what they sow.