There is a Port of Hormuz on the Island of Hormuz in the Strait of Hormuz, but it’s fricking tiny so they probably do mean the strait.

Hash tag “peace” is killing me 🤣

The Shetland Islands are a different colour to the rest of the UK.

Chamfers, for a start.

Next stream: my “plums” floating is a bowler hat of perfume.

I was sober for four years until November. I started drinking again moderately, but it’s definitely picking up again.

How can you be sure?

When you meet someone you judge to be loud and outspoken in their atheism, do you add them to a list, find out where they live, and then spend your Christmas checking what ever one of them is doing on that day?

I wish we had Aldi in Canada. I loved it when I lived in England.

Two grocery trips for $40!? Do you shop in 2018?

It’s the machine that goes “PING!” From the maternity ward scene in the Monty Python movie Meaning of Life.

Is that Daniel Craig?

Swearing makes me feel unsafe due to a violent childhood home. What’s my next best option?

The best relationship I’ve ever had with my mother is no relationship.

When you bust, you explode candy everywhere

Rusty Cage on YouTube has a guide on how to build a lemonade stand.

She resigned and deleted the account? She should have just gone full time at the side-hustle now it’s got more free publicity than she could have dreamed of!

Humans couldn’t possibly experience pain in a way that matters. They only have one nerve cluster! How much processing power could they have?

No, this representation goes back to the last days of the Tzar.

I just moved and bought a cot to sleep on. With a yoga mat on it, it’s actually as comfortable as any bed I’ve ever slept on!

I’m considering keeping it long term, but I would like to have “company” over some day.

For 35 minutes