One group of people is seeing none of the news or memes though: the iranian people

Is this real? The warning sign says “boats are crossing here” - seems to funny to be true :D

Genau, wir leben ja auch heute noch alle in saus und braus, dank der Bankenrettung 2008

Are you allowed to use cryptography in those martial arts confrontations? If so, is a calculator ok, or do you bitshift in your head?

This is the way.

No need to find it, just kill %1, to kill the first background job in a shell (check jobs otherwise to find the right %n)

Glad to hear it went fine. Sad to hear that you could not get medical attention without risking your livelyhood. That is so fucked up 😢

Dozens already? Puhh getting crowded here. I’d better find a new niche platform

How would we, we can’t even differentiate between satire and REALITY anymore recently

Just make sure to reinstall a bootloader before the next reboot. Or bring one one a USB stick when you need it. Or just copy me and boot me in a VM. What do I care? I’m just a kernel.

Awww Intelligence

Where was TV mentioned?

The internet is just a fad anyway

I have neither a car, nor mental health

(you didn’t hear that from me)

No homo means yes homo, but don’t acknowledge the homo

Wasn’t that Mussolini?

(Source: xkcd282)

When running out of natural disaster, manmade objects could be next: sauropods hitting a powerline, trying to walk under a bridge that’s too low, being arrested for eating plants of people’s balconies…

Some cats approximate this, by just asking for food every 5 minutes

It’s an older joke sir, but it checks out